We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Jonesingmucho

Was arrested for 28 counts of breaking and entering in our neighborhood. He was stealing all the neighbors' razors. He kept chanting Viva la Revolucion! smh

RunTimer

she too many secrets..all mine

finny11122

He would run away at the first sign of trouble

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was trouble with a capital "T"!!!

RunTimer

She kept calling me MR T and in bed kept saying "I pity the Fool"

Nograce80

He was always using the rest of the butter and not replacing it!

slimgirljo15

buttered everything ..I mean eeeeverything

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like my Massages!

henshemi

I liked your massages......so we got back together

slimgirljo15

Was still with his ex.....shame..I had some special tricks to show him

henshemi

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Was still with his ex.....shame..I had some special tricks to show him

Lol the tricks involved me doing things that I wasn't comfortable with.....

slimgirljo15

Wasn't willing to try new things..Too vanilla in the bedroom

lqqkingatu

he dressed up like Honey Boo Boo for Halloween -- need I say more?

slimgirljo15

Didn't like girls ..

striderb

Wouldn't move to the US.

GETU1N

No

synchkat

What?

striderb

Confused me too. Broke up because she said she would send me a dozen cookies but they never arrived. I think it was just a tease.

Jess1989ica

Always wanted to have naps.

synchkat

She wanted to nap at the gym...I thought it was rude to do so on the bench press bench...didn't go over well

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I was narcoleptic and she was embarrassed by me.

JSurita3

He lost me in a crowded parade.

Jess1989ica

She didn't have a penis

striderb

She has a one track mind - wait that might be a good thing.

LiftingRiot

I didn't like the mustache rides

RunTimer

he shaved everything but his face

RunTimer

she sang every thing..it was like being in a non-stop musical

JSurita3

I became very jealous of his physique

Jess1989ica

She was jealous all the time

RunTimer

peanuts envy