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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He constantly was singing children's songs0
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She said I sang like a Wounded Mule!0
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she insisted on trying out new lipstick on me . she claimed she I was better than a mirror0
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He just kept turning his back on me and touching himself (as seen in his profile pic)... not that his back wasn't all man-sexi and stuff, but ...
... it was just too much for me to handle (apparently, not too much for @RunTimer to "handle")0 -
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He was always laughing at his Junk!
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she wouldn't let me put my junk in her trunk0
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He wanted me to let him keep old tools and broken toys in my Hope Chest and I said NO!!!0
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she called my 'tool' old0
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He didnt think it was funny when I called him Old Timer0
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She wouldn't get off Netflix and pay attention to me0
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She made me quit watching Netflix to pay attention to her0
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I couldn't satisfy him more than Netflix could so I found someone new to make use of my skills0
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Wasn't skill worthy0
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Showed me her skills...
... I think I sprained something and needed to rest.0 -
he wouldn't get off my his *kitten*0
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I was never allowed to sit!!!
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Sat all day...she'd just bark orders..get me this..get me that ..0
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Called me a Dog!
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preferred it doggystyle0
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So did I 0
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I was not very good at eating her carpet.0
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You know how they get stuck together well..that happened..caught her with her ex..0
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All her exes were Girls! I thought I was the only one! 0
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Didn't believe in sharing the love0
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She shared the Love so much that she never had the energy to keep up with me! 0
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Lol..the hot lusty woman was too much for me0
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she kept fighting with my friends
..in oil
......wearing a bikini..
wait..COME BACK!0 -
Always caught him at Bikini & Oil Wrestling Matches when he said he was at Bible Study! 0
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she caught me committing 'the sin of Onan'
.... often.0
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