We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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slimgirljo15

Crabby every morning afternoon and night

RunTimer

crabs

slimgirljo15

got them from you

RunTimer

OWWW..my nipple inverted just seeing this!

slimgirljo15

Had a weird nipple fetish...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always flicking people's nipples!

slimgirljo15

Kept asking me to flick her nipples while we were out shopping ..

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always worried about what everyone else thinks about us!

michellemundi

U have no face

Seif110

I ordered pizza for dinner and she was dieting

slimgirljo15

I found the neighbours wife in our closet

47Jacqueline

She came out of the closet and I wasn't interested

WMDemetree

she was too conservative... in bed.

jbuzzed

Added "in bed" to the end of every statement

RunTimer

he was, like, all wordy, and shizz

jbuzzed

Criticized my taste in music

RunTimer

her hip hop skillz were whack

FabulousFantasticFifty

I hated Rap it was Whack!

RunTimer

former Director, he concluded each lovemaking session with

That's a wrap

FabulousFantasticFifty

None of those many Gifts he bought were for me!

RunTimer

I misuderstood her, and gave her Xmas Gifs

FabulousFantasticFifty

He took the "Christ" out and used "X"!

RunTimer

Found out his home movies were XXXX

LiftingRiot

Found out he made home movies with Jared

Darklords

he is an MFP addict

slimgirljo15

She was dark..I was light..the two don't mix

jbuzzed

She was racist

RunTimer

Jungle Fever (seriously..she had malaria)

Bonny132

He kept breaking my bed, could not afford to keep him