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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Had no stamina0
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SHES A DAMN LIAR!!!!!!0
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Sooo sensitive about his lack of stamina ;-)0
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She had a shopping addiction0
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She was cheap and always wanted to stay at home... I think we both know why ;-)0
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She knew me too well...0
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She had no time for me... 79,000 posts on MFP lol0
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He was always keeping track of everything0
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So whiney..wanted all my attention....
I got tired of hearing " play with me ..play with me "0 -
Wouldn't satisfy my needs... Tried to do a lap dance and everything, but Nooo. Guess those 79,000+ posts didn't make themselves0
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Errrmm the lap dance was on the neighbours lap..didn't count0
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Pfft, whatever, at least he was interested0
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Found out the whole neighbourhood got lapdances ..0
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She found out I moved to her neighborhood for other reasons0
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Story of my life..yet another partner giving lapdances ..came home with enough money down his g-string to buy a new car....the tail lights of his car the last I saw of him ..0
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He was flighty0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Story of my life..yet another partner giving lapdances ..came home with enough money down his g-string to buy a new car....the tail lights of his car the last I saw of him ..
Ugh, lag
She didn't like @calmelewis52 my new partner in crime0 -
We were stealing each other's customers0
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^^^ came home with crotch rot...see where lap dances get ya0
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she gave me his crotch rot0
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Noooo..he got crotch rot from my ex .0
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she blamed her promiscuous ways on me0
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because he skipped the gym that one day0
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Wouldn't stop humping my leg ..quit it kev0
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he wouldn't give me more cowbell0
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he was sneaking around with Jo and I knew it0
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he was always ignoring me0
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She was very needy0
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he left me for another0
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My heart was not in it. Kidnapped and married at gunpoint was a deal breaker0
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