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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Kept spelling potato with an 'e'
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Would use a red pen to correct my love letters.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    like on the other board that isn't working..... Spnn is too pretty for me.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He just wasnt pretty enough
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was all about the looks, did a final inspection of me every morning after I got dressed. If he didn't like how I looked i had to start all over.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She wouldn't take me shopping in fear that I'd buy the same things as her and we'd end up looking like twins
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Kept getting dressed and undressed all day long - never liked her look
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    Complained about me watching Spnn get undressed. So what, I like her boobs.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited May 2015
    He was always watching my ex wife while she dressed each morning, (from the window with binoculars), then sent anonymous messages telling her to start over! :open_mouth:
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She was so addicted to the breakup thread on mfp that she'd constantly think of reasons to break up with me too!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Was hooking up with other women instead of me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He wanted to move to Utah and add seven more wives to our family!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She didn't like having sister wives
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Kept doing the cup song (but wouldn't drain the cups first)
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
    He farted allll the time
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always trying to blame me for the stench in the house! Wash your toes Woman!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    she had a toe fetish! I would wake up to her sucking one them! Never got any sleep.
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
    And she never brushed her teeth afterwards
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She'd sit around all day letting the dog lick her toes! She'd never get anything done around the house!!!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She was always sleeping, I wanted some action
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He wanted to be an action star and made us move to hollywood where we ended up homeless because turns out he has stage fright!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She had a different kind of fright and it manifested itself in the bedroom
  • Tydeclare44
    Tydeclare44 Posts: 572 Member
    edited May 2015
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He wanted to be an action star and made us move to hollywood where we ended up homeless because turns out he has stage fright!

    We got in a huge argument over who the star was from Recess.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Tydeclare44 wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He wanted to be an action star and made us move to hollywood where we ended up homeless because turns out he has stage fright!

    We got in a huge argument over who the star was from Recess.

    He told me I looked like Gretchen, I didn't see that as a compliment.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Kept roleplaying and trying different looks
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Wanted me to look like Phylis Diller!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wore more makeup than Phyllis Diller
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She liked someone with a little more facial hair.
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    She liked someone with a little more facial hair.

    I had no back hair!

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