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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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gonzalesvikki wrote: »Test_Ryder wrote: »Made excuses for her sub par head game
I'm dying. If you only knew...
He hit below the belt.
I agree
She was clumsy0 -
4"d1ck..nuff said0
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His torso made my torso feel so insecure
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He couldnt tell I was a girl ..0
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Was too serious about life 0
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Lol...aww do we have to break up? If I lighten up will you take me back ?0
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She thought she was too heavy0
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Was too deep for me0
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Didn't go deep enough0
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Was hot for the local TV anchor0
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He broke my heart0
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Ha!!
Asked me to dress like an anchor - but my chest wasn't big enough to pull it off.0 -
Well, he had too many buttons. Sheesh.0
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Refused to wear the tear away pants I got him for safety.0
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I couldn't handle the love triangle any longer.0
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Couldn't go the distance0
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Too much distance between us0
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Things just got weird0
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He was lost to the dark side0
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She didn't give good massages0
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Chaos ensued0
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He was the orderly0
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She was a slob0
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She slobbered in me all the time0
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Let others in!0 -
Wouldn't share0
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Always smelled like the neighbor.0
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He farted and feathers flew out his *kitten* ..I questioned how close he and the duck had become0
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Didn't realize my duck didn't have feathers... Didn't care about my interests at all!0
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