We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

WMDemetree

she could not handle my stick while shifting gear

qxana1969

he never knew I was ambidextrous - the details matter

annab2592

She got pissed that I kept stealing her clothes.

BoogeyBrat

Got mad that I took her clothes that she stole from her ex.

Melzine

He was a ho

BoogeyBrat

Wouldn't put the hoe back in the shed after gardening, ever.

qxana1969

spent all the time in the shed - very suspicious behavior

BoogeyBrat

Was too clingy and didn't give me any alone time. Especially in the shed.

WMDemetree

was too independent in the bed.

Wonderwomanvik

Never came to bed.

BoogeyBrat

Spent too much time lounging in bed watching Netflix.

qxana1969

didn't want to watch porn, only netflix - boring

LindsayB072

Wouldn't stop grabbing my butt in public

qxana1969

had a fetish about watching people eat

Kvm11628

Was one of those no eating fir me dieters.

cmDaffy

She was so into Keto, that she kept taking all of my bacon

ClubSilencio

developed arthritis in her hands and could no longer cook

RunHardBeStrong

I kept washing my laundry on his abs

qxana1969

she was obsessed with washing laundry, I could never get her to go out

Wonderwomanvik

Went out wearing only dirty clothes... Mine, hers, the neighbors... The bum on the corner was the last straw

cmDaffy

She always insisted she needed to be a nudist

RunHardBeStrong

She didn't want to move to a nudist colony

qxana1969

was always peeping into peoples windows to see if they were nude

srijay1

cause the bears beat the vikings

Just_J_Now

I didn't care too much for sports so he left me.

RunHardBeStrong

That is a reason to break up!

cause he wouldn't take off his viking helmet during sex

qxana1969

she thought playing with my heart was a sport

iTim__

she left me tied up

qxana1969

he loved every minute of it......I just needed hands on

cmDaffy

srijay1 wrote: »

cause the bears beat the vikings

Actually, I'm a BEAR fan over a Viking fan!