We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Refused to do the lift0
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she carried two watermelons
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He didn't like grapefruit0
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She wasn't open to inviting her ex to join us in our grapefruit orgy0
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lies! she claimed they were forbidden fruit0
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I didn't like his snake0
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she was a snake charmer0
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He wanted me to play a flute all the time. Hadn't the foggiest idea why.0
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wouldn't play the flute or eat the blow pops I bought for her0
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He only let me out of my cage once a week0
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She was finally able to escape so I had to start dating again0
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Hung up on his ex0
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she would always hang up on me0
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Stopped calling me.
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stopped answering0
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Answered every question with a question. Got annoying.0
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lol why would you ask me that?
said I acted like a 14 year old0 -
Never grew up0
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Told me I was growing in the wrong direction. The nerve!0
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told me I wish you were thicker there and less there0
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What? I like thick forearms! Didn't like my honesty. 0
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Had a strange habit of calling me Olive.0
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Refused to use coconut oil for sunblock0
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Wanted me to get skin cancer. I liked life and nice skin.0
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She popped me in the eye0
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He couldn't pop or lock it0
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She was always popping off at me. I couldn't take it anymore0
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No loving for me 0
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Could not keep her for myself.0
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Wanted to share himself with too many others0
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