We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

Kept bloody disappearing

Kvm11628

You needed a hazmat suit around her

GDLAZ

I said her hazmat suit was not sexy.

synchkat

So judgemental about the clothing I wore nothing was sexy enough

RunHardBeStrong

She never wanted to wear clothing.. wanted to move to a nudist colony.. Wait, why did we break up??

Kvm11628

She thought it would be fun to try to colonize Mars.

qxana1969

moved us to the desert so we could prepare for our trip to mars

RunHardBeStrong

Thought she was being watched by aliens

qxana1969

Would sneak off in the middle of the night to try and contact aliens

g44219

she was from another planet

Kvm11628

Thought Planet Hollywood was hip

qxana1969

sold our house so she could follow her dream to be a director in Hollywood

RunHardBeStrong

She said she was an actress but I could only find her movies in the adult video section....

g44219

threw away all my porn

Kvm11628

Always wanted us to film ourselves

qxana1969

invited friends over to watch and record us with their phones

synchkat

Was an exhibitionist

g44219

she was too much of a voyeur

qxana1969

Only revealed himself partially

g44219

she was always incognito

Kvm11628

Didn't like my attempts at role playing. Sometimes you HAD to go incognito

g44219

wanted me to play the role of a mime! learned it was just to shut me up

qxana1969

was always "shussshhhing" me as if we lived in a library

Kvm11628

He thought it was talk I was after.

CoffeeLover1991

she was cheating on me with a man!

VikMcAnik

Because when I asked her to use her mouth she thought I wanted to talk...

SugarBabyGirl

He wouldn't stop talking

qxana1969

she kept her emotions bottled up and never talked about anything

RunHardBeStrong

She hit the bottle non stop, couldn't even remember my name

qxana1969

had so many lovers that she couldn't call me by my right name