We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

bdgfn

She never called me.

Kvm11628

@griffk00 entered me in a wet t shirt contest.

@bdgfn gave me fake digits!

bdgfn

Said my digits didn't do anything for her.

Kvm11628

He never did anything for himself. Lazy bum.

ayvi226

She would listen to Rebecca Black's music all the time

Kvm11628

He only talked to me on Fridays.

bdgfn

Left me for the bartender at TGIFridays

g44219

he wanted me to take out the garbage while the game was on

Kvm11628

It was always about the game, never about me. Is football REALLY better?

bdgfn

She didn't understand 2-hand touch below the waist

Kvm11628

He was constantly wasting my time.

bdgfn

She had no concept of time

g44219

he discovered the large insurance policy I secretly took out on him

slimgirljo15

Good digger ..

Kvm11628

Always digging for dirt on me.

Khaleesi2012

Because they told me their feet right here don't have any rhythm

vikinglander

because she was constantly trying to drag me onto the dance floor

Kvm11628

He wouldn't dance

g44219

I found out she secretly danced at a gentlemen's club

Kvm11628

I found out he was no gentleman. It broke my heart.

nitroalley

Too much a lady

LiftingLisa

He quit singing to me

nitroalley

She said I was a monotone.

g44219

she would sing "Achy Breaky Heart" in the shower

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nitroalley

So did she

g44219

he would huffed Nitrous oxide

nitroalley

His voice was high and squeaky

Kvm11628

He was always high

nitroalley

She was always low