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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Tried to Strangle me!0
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wouldn't stop belting out Ted Nugent's Stranglehold (she knew how much I didn't like him!)0
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She knew I didn't either!
He's a Bigoted Hate Monger!!!0 -
She didn't suck.0
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he was to into facials...
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She tried to give me an acid facial
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she wouldn't use the face crème I bought for her0
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Because they put a weird "it no work" sign on my washer.0
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she only wanted to come over to borrow my washer0
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His washer was too heavy to take upstairs0
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she just used me to lift heavy things for her0
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He found out about my affair with the fridge0
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she had some pretty weird fetishes even for me
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He didn't have any fetishes - BORING!0
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I wasn't Freaky enough for her!0
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Her favorite movie was Freaky Friday - the Lyndsay Lohan version0
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Was always telling me what I could or couldn't watch on her VCR!0
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She never rewound tapes. The fees put us in the poorhouse.0
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she ran through my savings account and put me in the poorhouse0
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He ran away with his co-worker0
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one of her co-workers told me she kept dropping things in front of their boss and picking them up slowly0
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Made fun of my klutziness. That's all it was. I swear.0
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She always "worked" late!0
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I found out she ran a chicken ranch in Nevada.
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I found out he ran a Bunny Ranch in Nevada!
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She put my pet Bunny in a Pot of boiling water!
All while mumbling something about her Ex!0 -
Followed me around muttering, "I won't be ignored, Kim."0
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I was kind of scared of her ex0
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He was so scared all the time he would never leave the house. I needed more excitement.0
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she was never home! always on the go0
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