We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

bigovergrowndork

She realized a 10 and a 2 don't go together

Jayar01

I kept on telling her 10 + 2 = 12. But I couldn't convince her.

Kvm11628

Was always mansplaining.

StayNParis

Anti mansplaining

slimgirljo15

He didn't pay me any dividends

jgkoutr

She divided our bed in half w a sharpie ..I wasn't allowed on her side

Kvm11628

Drew a mustache on my face with a Sharpie while I slept. Mean.

Just_J_Now

It was washable. Couldn't take a joke

jgkoutr

She joked too much ...putting mayo in my coffee isn't funny

nitroalley

Didn't like going to the creamery for ice cream

jgkoutr

Made me look at the ice cream I didn't get to have any

striderb

Always had a different outlook on life.

Just_J_Now

His outlook was negative

Kvm11628

Addicted to work. Outlook was always up. Email was more important than me.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't like my hand written love notes

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She found out the only reason I wanted to move into that house was because Sam Worthington was our neighbor

Just_J_Now

Her imaginary love affair with some actor was obsessive.

BreezyPeezy5

She didn't believe that @FabulousFantasticFifty had a love affair with Sam.

Just_J_Now

She was too naive, believed everything.

jgkoutr

She would never lay next to me ...separate beds

FabulousFantasticFifty

She made so much swooshing noises everytime shed turn over in bed
Kept me up all night

jgkoutr

She would go swoosh w her ex all the time

ilfaith

Got a stiff neck from hang to tilt my head to look her in the eye

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was all stiff and hung!
Not exactly what I was expecting!

jgkoutr

She was expecting her new boy toy any minute

slinkybinkydog

She found out I'm not a boy

jgkoutr

I found out she wasn't a boy ...she found out I didn't care

FabulousFantasticFifty

She couldn't figure out which team she wanted to play on!