We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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slimgirljo15

Crotch rot..real bad...just couldn't look at it

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was always looking at other guys crotches.

lunidevojka

Gets hit in the head by a ball and thinks he's batman, he's always moody and wearing a mask now.

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DSwales11

She had a closet full of scary toys

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He screamed like a Girl every time I opened my closet door!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was always listening to Justin Bieber. It's her favorite female artist.

slimgirljo15

He never really loved me ..he only said he fid to get my money

slinkybinkydog

She didn't like being used

chrislo2691

I wanted to be abused not used

slinkybinkydog

He liked a beating

chrislo2691

She didn't have a big stick

slimgirljo15

^^he didnt either

chrislo2691

I couldn't grow a big stick......

slinkybinkydog

Couldn't handle the big stick

chrislo2691

Threw a stick for me to fetch but I couldn't hold it in my mouth.

slinkybinkydog

Liked to play puppy

chrislo2691

Wasn't sure if she was serious when she said roll over and play dead.

slinkybinkydog

Took me way to seriously

chrislo2691

he wouldn't tickle my tummy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Kept dressing up like Elmo!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wasn't supportive of my fetishes.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wanted to dress up as Little Bo Peep and me as his Sheep!

chrislo2691

She kept running away when I got out the mint sauce and roasting tin

FabulousFantasticFifty

Kinda weird & Scary
I'm pretty sure he came from a family of Cannibals!

chrislo2691

Got upset when I sprinkled salt and pepper on her arm and tried to have a nibble

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always nibbling on the lady at dance class!

chrislo2691

She tasted like chicken and I wanted venison