We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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her peaches were too fuzzy0
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He wouldn't taste my peaches0
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Whenever he came home, his D tasted like peaches. I think he was visiting someone else.0
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Couldn't tell the difference between peaches and apples0
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He preferred apples over peaches0
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I just wasn't the apple of her eye0
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Every girl around had his eye0
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His eyes were always on my friends0
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she referred to her boobs as friends0
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He always played the song
I like it when you call me Big Poppa during
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She kept singing I like it when you call me big papa" but she never listened. It's really" I LOVE it when you call me big papa". She just won't listen to me.0
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she giggled when she saw big poppa
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Big poppa wasn't really big at all
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Lol she was a little TOO honest0
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I'm honest, take it or leave it. HE LEFT IT. Lol now I'm single0
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she blocked my number from calling her0
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He got calls from all these different women day and night0
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my mom and sister would call and she would freak out on me0
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He couldn't leave his mother0
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Liked my mother more than me0
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Too much of a mama's boy0
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Frequent sex wore him out ..I had to trade him olin for a fresh model
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She was always getting fresh with a Model!0
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He started losing his trade in value0
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He found out that my batteries were running low and I was getting close to burning out!0
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He destroyed everything in the house that ran on batteries including my Pacemaker!
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She called her toy a pace maker!
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He worked to much 0
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