We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She never let me listen to rock & roll0
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It wasn't his music but how he danced to it ..I thought he was having convulsions0
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That actually was just a convulsion, she refused to save me though0
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He died
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Crap, let me go get back in my grave1
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musclegood_fatbad wrote: »Crap, let me go get back in my grave
Lol..he didn't really die...he just smelt dead
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Hated my protein farts1
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He smelled really bad.0
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She must have really hated my Dutch ovens0
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he never used his oven. Microwaved everything0
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Took the quick approach to everything. And I mean everything.0
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she put a gps tracker on my car0
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Said he was going to work ..but caught him on a street corner in stockings and mini0
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hahaha she took pictures of me wearing some really embarrassing clothing items and posted them in the selfie forum!
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He stalked the selfie forum0
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she used the "it's not you it's me" line on me0
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It was always about him0
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she always had a meeting or dorm duty but never took care of her other duties0
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Made sex seem like a chore1
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Said she didn't need anymore 'chores'0
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LOL ouchMade sex seem like a chore
@Chrisjuvers always left clothes in the washing machine until they soured!
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His sour mood got old0
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she didn't find it funny I always brought asprin to the bedroom in case she had a "headache"0
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He rarely showered and smelled sour. I just couldn't take it0
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she put police line tape down the center of the bed and made it clear I better not cross the line0
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@griffk00 I really wanted him to cross the line so I could handcuff him to the bed but he wouldn't play along. I was sad.0
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she handcuffed me to the bed and left with my wallet 0
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That was only to go to the toy store for him but he freaked out.
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the toy she come back with made me cringe and yell for help!
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He was a wuss1
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