We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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Brandicaloriecountess

She could never answer a single question.

RunHardBeStrong

Caught him speed dating

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Just_J_Now

Always watching TV and never paid me any attention

Dutchy_77

she was out of my league

Brandicaloriecountess

Too needy.

Dutchy_77

he was planning an affair in 23 yours

Dutchy_77

he was so jealous

Dutchy_77

i didn't look as good with a shaved beard

Just_J_Now

I had my suspicions about him and @epr3996

_RNR_

She believed in conspiracy theories.

Just_J_Now

Excluded me from his pool party

johnneedhamSr

because sex 4 times a day was a bit excessive

Just_J_Now

He couldn't keep up with me

Dutchy_77

she couldnt handle me

Just_J_Now

he was a manhandler

striderb

I didn't like red wine

SeptemberSun_1333

She was always talking about and worrying about the bush

striderb

She was always horny Wait - that's a good thing.

Brandicaloriecountess

She needed a little lady-scaping or a good waxer.

Brandicaloriecountess

He seemed to think that I'm a gardener.

StelleInCielo

She had a green thumb but couldn't garden to save her life.

lisamahler3254

Because he ate my last milk dud.

StelleInCielo

She thought I was a "he"

FabulousFantasticFifty

He thought she was a She!

slinkybinkydog

She was confused

khd75

She could never see the other side of the coin... When i tried to show her the complete picture, she thought i'm confused

FabulousFantasticFifty

He paid for our anniversary dinner with coins, twenty quarters and four dimes!

khd75

She never gets a point!
She promised me that she'll bring happiness and everything in my life, with her support, i'll accomplish more than I can think off.
One our anniversary, I took her to dinner, to the same place, with the same...

twenty quarters and four dimes in my pocket!