We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Is that what you kids call it these days?
I had a bun in the oven and it wasn't hers!0 -
She liked to taste my cupcakes fresh outta the oven0
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She got pregnant..I just know it wasn't mine
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That bun is full if carbs i know its not mine0
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She wouldn't give me any Sugar0
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I gave her more sugar than she could handle actually0
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All that Lovin made me get a toothache0
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Her teeth fell out i bought her chicklets as a replacement idk why she was so pissed0
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She promised to Love me no matter what, that is until my chicklets lost their flavor0
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After that she was no good to me0
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I thought *kitten* was the new model by Toyota0
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She never made dinner .0
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I worked all day while he stayed home watching Reality TV and Adult Home Movies!0
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We ended up on Judge Judy for unpaid bills . The national shame was too much .0
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He spent the Bill money on Strippers and Lap dances0
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She wanted to spend all the money on some Bill guy...0
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She never wanted to pay the Bills!0
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She wanted to balance the check book in RED pen!!1
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Would never do as I asked! ;p0
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Sooo bossy
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She didnt like when I told her "where" to go!
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Told me to take a long walk off a short pier
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What did she expect??!! I'm a short Girl, of course my "pier"s gonna be short too!0
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She thought she had no peers!0
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Called me a shih tzu0
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Walked in on an awkward situation.
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Always made fun of my Gimp0
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She couldn't understand my speech impediment. No I didn't ask to touch your purse.0
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She was too touchy.0
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