We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She kept getting herself locked in rooms with strange men0
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He was the Strangest of them all!
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she would not share her bag of doritos0
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She broke into my junk food locker!0
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Always got cheese everywhere when she ate Doritos0
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And my cheesy stained shorts made it so I had to change my clothes and do my laundry every day so the stain wouldn't set in.0
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Was always ruining my white T's!
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I liked getting dirty and she liked white clothes... It was doomed from the start0
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It was a microbial thing. She liked being dirty.0
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Kept antibacterial gel in the bedroom0
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Germaphobe... I could never be clean enough0
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She played the drums on someone's back hump and deflated it when she went into a huge drum solo, I got scared so I was dancing for a little bit to give her support but when it deflated I ran to the car to get fix a flat but she was gone.0
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Told elaborate stories0
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Our relationship was much like occasional irregularity, it only got better with the proper medication.0
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Turned me into a Druggie0
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She was an enabler and I wanted to get well0
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She was always smelling weird things around the house!0
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That house smelled like a combination of Doritos, mayo and wet dog2
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She suspiciously fled the scene0
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He gave me an STD
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Stole my car
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I spotted her car at her Ex's apartment, when she claimed to be working!
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Kept accusing me of sleeping with the ex that stole my car0
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She had tooooooo many ex's that stole her cars
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He dumped me for not having a car!1
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She has a car but she needs to learn to drive it... she backed over me in the driveway0
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Three little broken toes and he hit the road! "Till death do us part" my arsse!!!1
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She was speechless. It was a one sided conversation. Eventually became a one sided relationship.0
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