We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn't like living in the city0
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Irreconcilable similarities0
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You are an excellent driver0
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He refuses to take me to Tahiti0
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He never texted back.
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My rotary phone was unequipped to send and/or receive texts0
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He's a little too retro0
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She once threatened to Clint Malarchuk me with her ice skates0
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I only did it because he assumed my gender0
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I got jealous and took the scissors to all his clothes0
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You didn't like a good B&S !0
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Because you couldn't stand the sound of me humming the Golden Girls theme song aloud, in my sleep, every night.0
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B/C she ate my dinner then hers and I had to pay for the bill.0
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He refused to scrape the ice off of the cars in the morning unless his paw patrol onesie was fresh out of the dryer.1
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She never heated up my paw patrol onesie in the morning0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Bachelor and Spinsters.
I've been to many! Its really just a big party normally in a paddock. Drinking, music and having a good time..
Maybe down in cockroach country, they don't like to have fun?
@liftorgohome we broke up because you gave up alcohol.0 -
He hated my dog..... I had her first!1
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You hated my dog.... she was here first so somebody's gotta go!0
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Bachelor and Spinsters.
I've been to many! Its really just a big party normally in a paddock. Drinking, music and having a good time..
Maybe down in cockroach country, they don't like to have fun?
@liftorgohome we broke up because you gave up alcohol.
Lol.. yeah I know what a b and s ball is.. :laugh:
She emptied our bank acc
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She wasn't into kinky sex0
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He thought kinky was hitting me with a dead chicken ..ouch
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He thought kinky was hitting me with a dead chicken ..ouch
You haven't tried that before? You are missing out! Lol j/k
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He kept taking Viagra recreationally.... it made dinner parties AWKWARD.1
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She wouldn't duck in the bathroom for a quicky when we had company over.0
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Although there were breathing holes in the jar he kept me in, he was never happy...0
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he was all out of love0
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He was way to serious ..no fun, no laughs, not even when I tickled him..
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Her tickle feathers were made of stainless steel0
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