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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She wanted to attach her umbilical cord to me...0
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He was just a big baby0
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She said I lacked the right Koala tees! I guess bacon tees were not her thing?0
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Oh I've wanted it for years. But seeing guys that are so against it, gives me pause. I know that's *kitten* up... Cuz i get generally don't care but still goes through my mind.
Only you can make that decision, it may be frowned upon for a little bit, but most people come around and accept it
Completely agree. & anyone that doesn't come around is a jerk and not anyone you want to associate with in the 1st place boo
True and truer. (is that even a real word?).0 -
When she said show up in a three piece suit, I assumed she meant a speedo, drag shorts and a rash guard. The people at the Opera House wouldn't let me in!1
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Her vice-like grappling grip squeezed the life out of me...0
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He told mey blue eyes were a "deal breaker"...0
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She said there weren't enough snapchat filters to fix what I had going on0
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Although we both spoke English, mine was slightly broken in different places...0
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He broke my heart in a million little pieces.0
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She didn't come out and started it but I know she still loved catwoman0
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She didn’t have the right equipment0
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She made me lift heavy things for no good reason. Then when I complained, she would make me do it again.0
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She didn't like me inviting her to a pants party.0
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She refused to accept gravity and preferred to be horizontal more than vertical.
Thats mad strength!0 -
“He jigged, ambled, and lisped - he nickname God’s creatures and make his wantonness his ignorance”...0
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He just couldn't handle my kinky ways0
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She just wasn't my type0
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She didn’t deliver - carry out only...0
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He told me his friends would never approve....(of what, I don't know)0
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Apparently, when she updated her iPhone, I was deleted...0
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We never "technically broke up" - he was "accidentally" deleted from my phone0
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I only communicated through landlines with a rotary phone...0
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He only communicated through Morse code and smoke signals0
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He was a smoker.0
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She was too "Comic"-al0
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Multiple personality disorder0
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He slept on the right side of the bed and apparently, I slept on the wrong side...0
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He told me I wasn't enough for him..0
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She was slightly offended when I suggested that the top drawers should be mine and the bottom ones should be hers...0
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