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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited March 2018
    She wanted to attach her umbilical cord to me...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was just a big baby
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She said I lacked the right Koala tees! I guess bacon tees were not her thing?
  • jaxxie
    jaxxie Posts: 576 Member
    Jenna2315 wrote: »
    Mattty79 wrote: »
    jaxxie wrote: »
    Oh I've wanted it for years. But seeing guys that are so against it, gives me pause. I know that's *kitten* up... Cuz i get generally don't care but still goes through my mind.

    Only you can make that decision, it may be frowned upon for a little bit, but most people come around and accept it

    Completely agree. & anyone that doesn't come around is a jerk and not anyone you want to associate with in the 1st place boo

    True and truer. (is that even a real word?).
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    When she said show up in a three piece suit, I assumed she meant a speedo, drag shorts and a rash guard. The people at the Opera House wouldn't let me in!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Her vice-like grappling grip squeezed the life out of me...
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    He told mey blue eyes were a "deal breaker"...
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She said there weren't enough snapchat filters to fix what I had going on
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Although we both spoke English, mine was slightly broken in different places...
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    He broke my heart in a million little pieces.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She didn't come out and started it but I know she still loved catwoman
  • Strawberries0089
    Strawberries0089 Posts: 229 Member
    She didn’t have the right equipment
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    edited March 2018
    She made me lift heavy things for no good reason. Then when I complained, she would make me do it again.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She didn't like me inviting her to a pants party.
  • Mattty79
    Mattty79 Posts: 3,068 Member
    edited March 2018
    She refused to accept gravity and preferred to be horizontal more than vertical.

    Thats mad strength!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    “He jigged, ambled, and lisped - he nickname God’s creatures and make his wantonness his ignorance”...
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    He just couldn't handle my kinky ways
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She just wasn't my type
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She didn’t deliver - carry out only...
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    edited March 2018
    He told me his friends would never approve....(of what, I don't know)
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited March 2018
    Apparently, when she updated her iPhone, I was deleted...
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    We never "technically broke up" - he was "accidentally" deleted from my phone
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    I only communicated through landlines with a rotary phone...
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He only communicated through Morse code and smoke signals
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
    He was a smoker.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She was too "Comic"-al
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    Multiple personality disorder
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    He slept on the right side of the bed and apparently, I slept on the wrong side...
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    He told me I wasn't enough for him..
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited March 2018
    She was slightly offended when I suggested that the top drawers should be mine and the bottom ones should be hers...