Attacked
There I was, minding my own business when suddenly, the middle cupboard flew open and several dozen assailants escaped from their confined space where they were interned until a scheduled release date.
Within moments, I was surrounded by wavy round-face individuals hell bent on doing me harm. I tried to fight them off as both my hands were overcome by these salty thugs.
What was I to do? At least a dozen were holding down both hands. I was nearly immobilized. I did what any desperate cornered animal could do and that was use the only weapon I could find. That's right, when cornered, and you can't move, you bite. You bite at anything and everything you can get your mouth on. So I bit. Again and again I bit until I wiggled my hands free from the attackers.
It was gruesome. The carnage was devastating. Body parts were everywhere. My mouth was dry from the struggle. I managed to work myself free from the attack and moved to the sink and drink down a glass of soothing water. I washed down the spicy Ninjas and regained my composure. When it was all over, I was relieved to see that there were only slight bruises to my BMI. I must be careful and diligent. The next attack can happen at any time. Only my friends can protect me.
You could be next. Keep your friends close. The enemy is everywhere.
Within moments, I was surrounded by wavy round-face individuals hell bent on doing me harm. I tried to fight them off as both my hands were overcome by these salty thugs.
What was I to do? At least a dozen were holding down both hands. I was nearly immobilized. I did what any desperate cornered animal could do and that was use the only weapon I could find. That's right, when cornered, and you can't move, you bite. You bite at anything and everything you can get your mouth on. So I bit. Again and again I bit until I wiggled my hands free from the attackers.
It was gruesome. The carnage was devastating. Body parts were everywhere. My mouth was dry from the struggle. I managed to work myself free from the attack and moved to the sink and drink down a glass of soothing water. I washed down the spicy Ninjas and regained my composure. When it was all over, I was relieved to see that there were only slight bruises to my BMI. I must be careful and diligent. The next attack can happen at any time. Only my friends can protect me.
You could be next. Keep your friends close. The enemy is everywhere.
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I find this hilarious!0
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There I was, minding my own business when suddenly, the middle cupboard flew open and several dozen assailants escaped from their confined space where they were interned until a scheduled release date.
Within moments, I was surrounded by wavy round-face individuals hell bent on doing me harm. I tried to fight them off as both my hands were overcome by these salty thugs.
What was I to do? At least a dozen were holding down both hands. I was nearly immobilized. I did what any desperate cornered animal could do and that was use the only weapon I could find. That's right, when cornered, and you can't move, you bite. You bite at anything and everything you can get your mouth on. So I bit. Again and again I bit until I wiggled my hands free from the attackers.
It was gruesome. The carnage was devastating. Body parts were everywhere. My mouth was dry from the struggle. I managed to work myself free from the attack and moved to the sink and drink down a glass of soothing water. I washed down the spicy Ninjas and regained my composure. When it was all over, I was relieved to see that there were only slight bruises to my BMI. I must be careful and diligent. The next attack can happen at any time. Only my friends can protect me.
You could be next. Keep your friends close. The enemy is everywhere.
what did you do, say the wrong thing in the mfp community chat?0 -
Definitely flaming hot Cheetos. Just wait until the attack on your ahole tomorrow.
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That's fantastic, Fizbi! :laugh: Glad you lived to tell the tale.0
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I'm still licking my wounds,
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Sounds like someone had some Chex Mix while watching a romantic movie0
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Still chuckling. Awesome.
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You should make a blog post out of this. Too hilarious!0
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Okay...I created a blog. Thanks for the suggestion. I'll add more content if I think of something new.0
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Alatariel75 wrote: »
You did not say anything that cannot be fixed by a sonic screwdriver. Just saying :-)0 -
"You could be next. Keep your friends close. The enemy is everywhere."
Keep your friends close, and your enemies CLOSER.0
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