What is he on exactly?

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gabrielleelliott90
gabrielleelliott90 Posts: 854 Member
edited November 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
durianrider. Listen what he says about calorie restriction.
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  • gabrielleelliott90
    gabrielleelliott90 Posts: 854 Member
    From the 3:38 mark.
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    Is he drunk?
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    Seriously. I think his 30 bananas might have fermented a little bit.

    Also, how does his mum feel about a whole video dedicated to "My Momma SO fat..." with tons of F bombs?
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    So he thinks that everything under 2000kcal is starving and he decries people who actually want to learn things all while bragging he has no idea what he's doing?

    Yup, willful idiot. He may have had me if he actually did explain the chemistry behind his hypothesis, but I guess I'm supposed to take his word for it....why?
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    So he thinks that everything under 2000kcal is starving and he decries people who actually want to learn things all while bragging he has no idea what he's doing?

    Yup, willful idiot. He may have had me if he actually did explain the chemistry behind his hypothesis, but I guess I'm supposed to take his word for it....why?

    Didn't you hear him... he doesn't need to understand the "astrophysics" of the body.

    LOL forever.

  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    So he thinks that everything under 2000kcal is starving and he decries people who actually want to learn things all while bragging he has no idea what he's doing?

    Yup, willful idiot. He may have had me if he actually did explain the chemistry behind his hypothesis, but I guess I'm supposed to take his word for it....why?

    Didn't you hear him... he doesn't need to understand the "astrophysics" of the body.

    LOL forever.

    Nonono. It's the astrophysics of butterfly knives. Totally different.
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    edited April 2015
    So he thinks that everything under 2000kcal is starving and he decries people who actually want to learn things all while bragging he has no idea what he's doing?

    Yup, willful idiot. He may have had me if he actually did explain the chemistry behind his hypothesis, but I guess I'm supposed to take his word for it....why?

    Didn't you hear him... he doesn't need to understand the "astrophysics" of the body.

    LOL forever.

    Nonono. It's the astrophysics of butterfly knives. Totally different.

    I thought he was comparing the body and the butterfly knife at the same time so it applied to both. There were a lot of f bomb flying around during his little rant at that point, so it was easy to get confused :wink:

    Not that I'm opposed to f bombs, my language when I'm not around my kids is pretty colorful, but it's just not necessary for him to use them. I think he and Freelee do it all as part of their "image".

  • LAWoman72
    LAWoman72 Posts: 2,846 Member
    Dude likes The Eff Word.
  • LAWoman72
    LAWoman72 Posts: 2,846 Member
    EWJLang wrote: »
    Is he drunk?

    It seems like speed...I swear.

    I mean Jesus. Slow the, well, Eff down.

  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    So he thinks that everything under 2000kcal is starving and he decries people who actually want to learn things all while bragging he has no idea what he's doing?

    Yup, willful idiot. He may have had me if he actually did explain the chemistry behind his hypothesis, but I guess I'm supposed to take his word for it....why?

    Didn't you hear him... he doesn't need to understand the "astrophysics" of the body.

    LOL forever.

    Nonono. It's the astrophysics of butterfly knives. Totally different.

    I thought he was comparing the body and the butterfly knife at the same time so it applied to both. There were a lot of f bomb flying around during his little rant at that point, so it was easy to get confused :wink:

    Not that I'm opposed to f bombs, my language when I'm not around my kids is pretty colorful, but it's just not necessary for him to use them. I think he and Freelee do it all as part of their "image".

    Oh, the ducks fly in my life too, just not when I'm trying to make a serious point.
    It wasn't even that though. It was the "I don't care how this works and neither should you" BS. People who think they know more than professionals drive me up a wall.
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    edited April 2015
    Is he actually holding the crack pipe in his hand?

    Oh - haha that is the butterfly knife he doesn't know how to use.

  • LAWoman72
    LAWoman72 Posts: 2,846 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    Is he actually holding the crack pipe in his hand?

    Oh - haha that is the butterfly knife he doesn't know how to use.

    I think he's shaking too hard to maintain his grip on the crack pipe.

  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    LAWoman72 wrote: »
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    Is he actually holding the crack pipe in his hand?

    Oh - haha that is the butterfly knife he doesn't know how to use.

    I think he's shaking too hard to maintain his grip on the crack pipe.

    I've seen tweekers on Intervention less amped than he is.
  • gabrielleelliott90
    gabrielleelliott90 Posts: 854 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    LAWoman72 wrote: »
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    Is he actually holding the crack pipe in his hand?

    Oh - haha that is the butterfly knife he doesn't know how to use.

    I think he's shaking too hard to maintain his grip on the crack pipe.

    I've seen tweekers on Intervention less amped than he is.

    Well he is a former drug addict. Would not be surprised at all if he is back on the crack. I mean you have to be to only eat fruit.
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    Is he actually holding the crack pipe in his hand?

    Oh - haha that is the butterfly knife he doesn't know how to use.

    OMB do you know butterfly knife astrophysics?!?!?!

    *swoon*
  • NotQuiteNorm
    NotQuiteNorm Posts: 283 Member
    edited April 2015
    What he's on is steroids xD https://youtu.be/NZpRA2aj6qs
  • LAWoman72
    LAWoman72 Posts: 2,846 Member
    edited April 2015
    He's a certified pump instructor, he's not talking about a morphine pump by any chance, is he?

    ETA: Steroids...safer than the pill. (As he points out, estgin and perggggggghesesin are DANGEROUS.) Why not kill two birds with one stone? Make yourself either impotent or infertile with steroids, then you don't need the pill. Done!

  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    So he thinks that everything under 2000kcal is starving and he decries people who actually want to learn things all while bragging he has no idea what he's doing?

    Yup, willful idiot. He may have had me if he actually did explain the chemistry behind his hypothesis, but I guess I'm supposed to take his word for it....why?

    Didn't you hear him... he doesn't need to understand the "astrophysics" of the body.

    LOL forever.

    Nonono. It's the astrophysics of butterfly knives. Totally different.

    I thought he was comparing the body and the butterfly knife at the same time so it applied to both. There were a lot of f bomb flying around during his little rant at that point, so it was easy to get confused :wink:

    Not that I'm opposed to f bombs, my language when I'm not around my kids is pretty colorful, but it's just not necessary for him to use them. I think he and Freelee do it all as part of their "image".

    Oh, the ducks fly in my life too, just not when I'm trying to make a serious point.
    It wasn't even that though. It was the "I don't care how this works and neither should you" BS. People who think they know more than professionals drive me up a wall.

    Exactly. My impression is that they try to cultivate a sort of "edgy", anti-established thought image, though. I think the frequent cursing is all a calculated part of that.

  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    Is he actually holding the crack pipe in his hand?

    Oh - haha that is the butterfly knife he doesn't know how to use.

    OMB do you know butterfly knife astrophysics?!?!?!

    *swoon*

    I did in fact get my degree in butterfly knife astrophysics from University of Phoenix. You might think that you can't learn that stuff online but it was pretty easy. And I don't miss my thumbs much at all.
  • LAWoman72
    LAWoman72 Posts: 2,846 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    Is he actually holding the crack pipe in his hand?

    Oh - haha that is the butterfly knife he doesn't know how to use.

    OMB do you know butterfly knife astrophysics?!?!?!

    *swoon*

    I did in fact get my degree in butterfly knife astrophysics from University of Phoenix. You might think that you can't learn that stuff online but it was pretty easy. And I don't miss my thumbs much at all.

    LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • gabrielleelliott90
    gabrielleelliott90 Posts: 854 Member
    I just don't get how he can say that, if you eat less the 2000 calories you are ''starving'' which we all know is a lie, how could a 5'0 female eat that and lose weight. Even if you eat that much in fruit you will gain surely. It's a well known fact that calorie restriction gives you weight loss.
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    Is he actually holding the crack pipe in his hand?

    Oh - haha that is the butterfly knife he doesn't know how to use.

    OMB do you know butterfly knife astrophysics?!?!?!

    *swoon*

    I did in fact get my degree in butterfly knife astrophysics from University of Phoenix. You might think that you can't learn that stuff online but it was pretty easy. And I don't miss my thumbs much at all.

    BAHAHAHA!
    you should do a response video!
  • LAWoman72
    LAWoman72 Posts: 2,846 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    Is he actually holding the crack pipe in his hand?

    Oh - haha that is the butterfly knife he doesn't know how to use.

    OMB do you know butterfly knife astrophysics?!?!?!

    *swoon*

    I did in fact get my degree in butterfly knife astrophysics from University of Phoenix. You might think that you can't learn that stuff online but it was pretty easy. And I don't miss my thumbs much at all.

    BAHAHAHA!
    you should do a response video!

    OMG...I would totally watch that...oh please please do it.

  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    Hee that would be funny, I would have to use all fake swear words like "fudge" and "schnikeys". Maybe I'll see if my partner in happy hour is interested...
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    Hee that would be funny, I would have to use all fake swear words like "fudge" and "schnikeys". Maybe I'll see if my partner in happy hour is interested...

    YESSSS!
    Are you an actual physicist? I bet we could scare one up if need be.
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    Hee that would be funny, I would have to use all fake swear words like "fudge" and "schnikeys". Maybe I'll see if my partner in happy hour is interested...

    YESSSS!
    Are you an actual physicist? I bet we could scare one up if need be.

    I'm just a lowly software analyst :) I want to make my friend wear a "LEPTIN" sign while I throw stuff at her and yell "I DONT NEED TO KNOW YOU".

  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    Hee that would be funny, I would have to use all fake swear words like "fudge" and "schnikeys". Maybe I'll see if my partner in happy hour is interested...

    YESSSS!
    Are you an actual physicist? I bet we could scare one up if need be.

    I'm just a lowly software analyst :) I want to make my friend wear a "LEPTIN" sign while I throw stuff at her and yell "I DONT NEED TO KNOW YOU".

    OMB I have no idea who you are or where you live but I will find a way to reward you for this!
  • NotQuiteNorm
    NotQuiteNorm Posts: 283 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »

    I'm just a lowly software analyst :) I want to make my friend wear a "LEPTIN" sign while I throw stuff at her and yell "I DONT NEED TO KNOW YOU".

    OMG I predict a viral video xD
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »

    I'm just a lowly software analyst :) I want to make my friend wear a "LEPTIN" sign while I throw stuff at her and yell "I DONT NEED TO KNOW YOU".

    OMG I predict a viral video xD

    And I predict blowing my calories on wine lol..

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