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If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Laugh at her foam mustache! Ask her how she's been.
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
    Without even saying hello
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    My profile picture is a plate of sushi. That's pretty much a greeting in any language. Although for you Joanne I feel you would prefer chicken parmesan?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lets get out of here sweetheart ....grab his hand and lead him out
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Go on an adventure, will probably end up worn out and wet with torn clothes. That's how most adventures end up right?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Take away his coffee. Enough caffeine for today. o.o
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    You're making me tired...you wouldn't like me when I'm TirZzZzZzZz
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Honey, what's given you the impression that I like you right now? :p I didn't suggest tying weights to your ankles while swimming out of affection, you know? ;) jk
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    I thought you just wanted me to work on my lung capacity. You know how like surfers hold onto rocks and run the bottom of the ocean when they train to surf mavericks?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Well clearly you didn't like the suggestion as you're still awake :b
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    I know, I really should be asleep right now :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sit and wait for her to send michael home ...then chat for hours
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Go sleep then. We'll still be here in this crazy coffee shop, doing crazy things when you wake up. :)
  • bigdaddygonzo
    bigdaddygonzo Posts: 384 Member
    Pay for her items
  • hotpink_meow
    hotpink_meow Posts: 1,252 Member
    Wave and smile
  • itzsimba
    itzsimba Posts: 209 Member
    Buy her a coffee lol
  • hotpink_meow
    hotpink_meow Posts: 1,252 Member
    Buy her some coffee cake
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    Buy her a banana nut muffin
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You know how this goes ..you slide your chair back from the table so i can sit on your lap...
    I sip some of your coffee and take a bite of your muffin
  • itzsimba
    itzsimba Posts: 209 Member
    That totally didn't sound like coffee shop talk to me LMAOOOO!!!
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    I would welcome her to the MFP coffee shop, buy her a latte and pull her up a seat so she can watch all of the shenanigans.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    itzsimba wrote: »
    That totally didn't sound like coffee shop talk to me LMAOOOO!!!

    lol..read back a few pages ..you will see this is unlike any coffee shop ever...
    let me buy you a coffee and i will fill you in on the goings on

  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    id have her read me one of her pm's out loud to see if she could read it without laughing
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Throw muffins at him.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Haha ..oh you think they're funny huh... :p
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    You know how this goes ..you slide your chair back from the table so i can sit on your lap...
    I sip some of your coffee and take a bite of your muffin

    i made room for cream Jo ;)

  • itzsimba
    itzsimba Posts: 209 Member
    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    I would welcome her to the MFP coffee shop, buy her a latte and pull her up a seat so she can watch all of the shenanigans.

    Lol sounds good to me lol.. Hah
  • itzsimba
    itzsimba Posts: 209 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    itzsimba wrote: »
    That totally didn't sound like coffee shop talk to me LMAOOOO!!!

    lol..read back a few pages ..you will see this is unlike any coffee shop ever...
    let me buy you a coffee and i will fill you in on the goings on

    Ooooookkkkkk gotta step out of my starbucks mentality/vision then hahahaha LMAO!!!!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Errrm ..definitely. ...nudity and table dancing have not be unheard of as has food fights and random lapdances...
    Think of it more as a cross between stripclub..coffee shop ..kids fun house and club
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    itzsimba wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    itzsimba wrote: »
    That totally didn't sound like coffee shop talk to me LMAOOOO!!!

    lol..read back a few pages ..you will see this is unlike any coffee shop ever...
    let me buy you a coffee and i will fill you in on the goings on

    Ooooookkkkkk gotta step out of my starbucks mentality/vision then hahahaha LMAO!!!!!

    yeah, not so much starbucks. more...porkys

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