If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

slimgirljo15

Its on girl..leaping across the table..this girl dont stare down.....yep you picked the wrong crazzzzy biaatch to steal scone from

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Take bets on the ensuing catfight.

suzreen

I'd pass Jo by (can't steal scones from her anymore!) and as I passed his table, I'd try to snag a piece of his scone instead.

slimgirljo15

Call her over...buy her 6 scones ...poor scone starved lass...and buy her a coffee

suzreen

I'd come over for some scones, but you know, it's just not the same -- stolen scones just taste better.

slimgirljo15

Lol..ok well lets sit together while you wait to pounce on an unsuspecting mfpers scone...

lilbitoftrouble

I would see if she wanted to go on a spa date and then shopping after we had our coffee.

RunTimer

play with her hair

FabulousFantasticFifty

Pinch his Bum while standing behind him in line and blame it on Slim!

_fitness4life_

play with his hair but not before offering him my scone.

LiftingRiot

nod and place my order

Meglep24

We would try one of every donut they had

emmagrace0818

Become best friends

RunTimer

take BFF selfies with each other's phones

jennmpantoja

Give a polite smile and get my coffee.

RunTimer

start a mock shoving match with @nachos_n_beer , to impress @jennmpantoja

blu_de_ville

Make awkward eye contact

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Make no eye contact whatsoever. I would however sit on her lap.

_fitness4life_

Ask to borrow his glasses so I can see the menu. I forgot mine this morning

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

_fitness4life_ wrote: »

Ask to borrow his glasses so I can see the menu. I forgot mine this morning

Not those kind of glasses. They are also super powerful. I guess we'd laugh as we both walked around blind.

RunTimer

call the psych ward..(why are these two guys laughing)

FabulousFantasticFifty

Make sure the men in white are directed his way!

blu_de_ville

Sit with the "white" people

RunTimer

play footsie under the table

blu_de_ville

Michael_Lucas wrote: »

Make no eye contact whatsoever. I would however sit on her lap.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Ask her if she enjoys having random people sit on her lap and ask if there's room for me!

RunTimer

tripple decker lapt sit

blu_de_ville

Bounce her on my lap

RunTimer

ask her to sit still

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Inform him that he misspoke before and there was only one guy and one lady!