If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

GFitMan

Special night cap coffee time

fatgirlclub

Ask him if he wanted to go to the bar across the street and get a real drink.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hand him a bar of soap for his dirty mouth!

fatgirlclub

nachos_n_beer wrote: »

grabs @fatgirlclub 's hand, and heads to the bar~

We may not make it to the bar...

fatgirlclub

nachos_n_beer wrote: »

fatgirlclub wrote: »

nachos_n_beer wrote: »

grabs @fatgirlclub 's hand, and heads to the bar~

We may not make it to the bar...

look, if you think i'm slutty and go for that kind of nonsense.............you'd be right~

That's what I was hoping for!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hand her a Box of Magnums

zcb94

^Hello there! How are you recovering from that nasty mole and the impromptu spoon surgery?

fatgirlclub

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Hand her a Box of Magnums

HA! Thanks for looking out for me!

RunTimer

ask to borrow 25¢ for a cup of coffee, then get all belligerent when he told me coffee hasn't cost 25¢ since Fred flinstone was running for mayor. "hahah" funny guy!

MzIrish

Slip a shot of Jameson in coffee to calm down

slimgirljo15

Sit and people watch with her ..sipping our irish coffees

priscillam31

Sit down and people with with them..

RunTimer

pull out my flask and offer add more 'pick me up' to our coffees

eva_letsdance

Take the flask and empty it all in my coffee

slimgirljo15

Watch ..big red...lick the flask

mistym3193

Offer to be the designated driver for all the people above. Lol

FabulousFantasticFifty

Give her a pat on the back!

and buy her a large Coffee!

RunTimer

check to see if her lipstick matched the stains on my collar

GDLAZ

Match her espresso shot for espresso shot and see what happens.

ilfaith

Secretly change the coffee he was drinking with a cup made from Folgers crystals