If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Try to speak and make a fool of myself while spaghetti falls from my pockets.

DrFever100

Ask him what the heck spaghetti was doing in his pocket to begin with

chamzlila

Id be too shy to say anything

jrevis001

Say hi

pierportbeach

Say hi and sit down for a chat

angiedwill

Smile and say hello

DrFever100

Offer to pay for her coffee

angiedwill

Accept the gentleman a offer with a smile and a big thank you

chevelle_9903

Ask her if she wants to go somewhere quiet and talk this coffee shop is crowded!!

angiedwill

Sure lets chat

emileejayne93

I'd smile and say hiya

angiedwill

Say hiya right back

pierportbeach

So many "hi"s to her id say bonjour and then whisk her away to a quiet corner

angiedwill

Bonjour. I took French in high school but that's about the extent of what I remember lol

slimgirljo15

Grab my coffee sit next to and chat for a bit

pierportbeach

Sit down, borrow her New York Times and ask her how she would solve this Isis mess

sw33tp3a15

Smile at him and say hello

finny11122

Robot dance with her while drinking coffee

slimgirljo15

Ask if he wants to try the coffee at my place

finny11122

Make him an Irish coffee and toast to a brilliant 2016

PewterSky

Empty a bottle of laxatives in his tea whilst he's busy making a toast. This is payback, Finny. o.o

g44219

use my drinking straw as a magic wand and say expelliarmus causing her to drop the cup with the laxative tea.

your welcome finny

jbuzzed

Buy him a coffee for rescuing my pal finny

Thisnameischosen

Nothing. I'm in slytherin. @griffk00

@jsummd buy her whatever she likes and find out what her workout regime is.

jbuzzed

Sit down and give him the ultimate harry potter knowledge quiz. If he's a legitimate fan I'll buy his coffee

WigglexWigglexWiggle

Question why he thinks Star Wars is comparable to HP and then flash the live long and prosper sign.

Thisnameischosen

Pfft!!! *rolls up hogwarts jumper sleeves*

Tell her that there is no compassion. Cast the quietus spell on her and get my coffee and leave.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Tell him it's leviOsa not leviosA.

slimgirljo15

Sit on his lap and chat ..

chevelle_9903

Ask her to pass the sugar.