If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

Try to speak and make a fool of myself while spaghetti falls from my pockets.

DrFever100 · January 2016

Ask him what the heck spaghetti was doing in his pocket to begin with

chamzlila · January 2016

Id be too shy to say anything

jrevis001 · January 2016

Say hi

pierportbeach · January 2016

Say hi and sit down for a chat

angiedwill · January 2016

Smile and say hello

DrFever100 · January 2016

Offer to pay for her coffee

angiedwill · January 2016

Accept the gentleman a offer with a smile and a big thank you

chevelle_9903 · January 2016

Ask her if she wants to go somewhere quiet and talk this coffee shop is crowded!!

angiedwill · January 2016

Sure lets chat

emileejayne93 · January 2016

I'd smile and say hiya

angiedwill · January 2016

Say hiya right back

pierportbeach · January 2016

So many "hi"s to her id say bonjour and then whisk her away to a quiet corner

angiedwill · January 2016

Bonjour. I took French in high school but that's about the extent of what I remember lol

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Grab my coffee sit next to and chat for a bit

pierportbeach · January 2016

Sit down, borrow her New York Times and ask her how she would solve this Isis mess

sw33tp3a15 · January 2016

Smile at him and say hello

finny11122 · January 2016

Robot dance with her while drinking coffee

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Ask if he wants to try the coffee at my place

finny11122 · January 2016

Make him an Irish coffee and toast to a brilliant 2016

PewterSky · January 2016

Empty a bottle of laxatives in his tea whilst he's busy making a toast. This is payback, Finny. o.o

g44219 · January 2016

use my drinking straw as a magic wand and say expelliarmus causing her to drop the cup with the laxative tea.

your welcome finny

jbuzzed · January 2016

Buy him a coffee for rescuing my pal finny

Thisnameischosen · January 2016

Nothing. I'm in slytherin. @griffk00

@jsummd buy her whatever she likes and find out what her workout regime is.

jbuzzed · January 2016

Sit down and give him the ultimate harry potter knowledge quiz. If he's a legitimate fan I'll buy his coffee

WigglexWigglexWiggle · January 2016

Question why he thinks Star Wars is comparable to HP and then flash the live long and prosper sign.

Thisnameischosen · January 2016

Pfft!!! *rolls up hogwarts jumper sleeves*

Tell her that there is no compassion. Cast the quietus spell on her and get my coffee and leave.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

Tell him it's leviOsa not leviosA.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Sit on his lap and chat ..

chevelle_9903 · January 2016

Ask her to pass the sugar.

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