If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Wonderwomanvik

Walk on by

GDLAZ

Show off my best Elvis move and say, "Thank you. Thank you very much."

suzreen

gonzalesvikki wrote: »

Walk on by

Bad mistake, sister! When she tries to walk on by, I will trip her and pretend it was an accident!

suzreen

GDLAZ wrote: »

Show off my best Elvis move and say, "Thank you. Thank you very much."

Offer him a peanut butter and banana sandwich, on me.

jo_madre

Why I'd totally buy her a cup of coffee.

lliinnsseeyy

Buy cookies and watch Elvis moves

Lone_wolf46

Sneak off to the back room

suzreen

I guess I'd owe him a cup of coffee, from the last time when he bought. Hopefully he wouldn't get greedy and try to get me to pay for pie, too.

3AAnn3

Ask if I could borrow his pants.

lliinnsseeyy

rippin2U wrote: »

Sneak off to the back room

Wonder why we're 'sneaking' haha

Lone_wolf46

So, the other guys don't get jealous

andersbria22

Too late

navyjen

Buy him a coffee

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Offer a neck rub. Clearly coffee shops are the place to offer one.

lliinnsseeyy

Wonder if the duck talks? ...say hi

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

gaze into her eyes while stirring the wrong coffee.

Trixiebelle2016

Make friends and talk to ducks together

slimgirljo15

Watch him pretend to massage the pretty ladies neck...His hands aren't staying on her neck though

Wonderwomanvik

suzreen wrote: »

gonzalesvikki wrote: »

Walk on by

Bad mistake, sister! When she tries to walk on by, I will trip her and pretend it was an accident!

I will show my grace and pull off a flawless recovery and never skip a beat.

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️invite her into the world domination club.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tell her that it's already been dominated by Muah!

RunTimer

probably a lot of back-peddaling

Uh..hi hon, no I don't know who this woman is sitting on my lap

slimgirljo15

Smile whilst sitting on his lap and listen to him explain to his wife

Sinistrous

Wonder why they're visiting Las Vegas. Those are the only "coffee shops" I see, the strip lol.

BayouSquaw

Smile and order my coffee

Kvm11628

Ask him if he wants to split that cookie, because I don't want the whole darn thing, and he doesn't look like the type to think I am strange for asking that question.

BayouSquaw

csbnga wrote: »

Walk up to her and act like we were dear, old friends. Then giggle as I saw that look of "who the *kitten* was that" on her face

(That's funny because that is exactly one of my famous reactions )... sigh and think, Who is that handsome stranger and where is he going

biattabrittani

Totally chit chat, talk about dreamy guys whilst sipping our lattes...

Wonderwomanvik

Discuss politics

ladymuaythai

the question is ...what wouldn't I do ? Lol jks

Wonderwomanvik

Hmmmm. We need to have coffee sometime