If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

musclegood_fatbad

Stand awkwardly as people make out in front of me in line

slimgirljo15

musclegood_fatbad wrote: »

Stand awkwardly as people make out in front of me in line

I believe you poked your tongue out at me ....
Tease

AmandaAlderman

offer him some coffee while enjoying the show

musclegood_fatbad

Say thanks and skip the line and grab a table to watch.

3AAnn3

give him a high-five!

AmandaAlderman

I got this - I'll stand in line. Save a seat.

Wonderwomanvik

Ask her where the line is

finny11122

Start dancing while ordering coffee

slimgirljo15

Sneak up behind him ..arms around his waist..whisper in his ear..chai latte please

cmDaffy

I'll have what she's having

gcibsthom

Probably get arrested for what I would do....

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Tell him to march back into that bathroom and flush that monster down!

lliinnsseeyy

Serve him

slimgirljo15

Ask him how he gets his teeth so white..and tell him there is toilet paper trailing behind him

joann

Ask her if she wants to go get a glass of wine instead

cmDaffy

tag along since I don't drink coffee.

slimgirljo15

Lets go girls...I needzz a rocket fuel

cmDaffy

Whisper in his ear, "thanks for last night"

gcibsthom

Come up behind her and give her a neck and shoulder massage...soft at first, then harder...

zcb94

Try to get in on that treatment without being too forward or creepy about it. Oh, my neck!

Tonydevolanii

take his cookies away

ilfaith

Give him a bowl of cream to lap up.

zcb94

Let her know that the whole cats-and-dairy thing is a myth. They're mildly lactose intolerant.

Noelv1976

Start my high five move

slimgirljo15

*crash tackle*...

musclegood_fatbad

Give a nod and smile

slimgirljo15

Give him a sexy grin as I walk over and sit myself on his lap...put my arm around his neck ..and whisper in his ear...chai latte please

navyjen

buy her a coffee

motterotter

steal her free coffee

zcb94

Approach from behind and wait until he/she leans over. At precisely the right moment, start gently tickling the back until he/she visibly relaxes from the rigors of school/work, then steadily increase the pressure until I hear a cathartic belly laugh. Smile at him/her, buy him/her a drink and snack and go about my merry way, confident that I've just brightened someone's day.