If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

iTim__

Lie about my name so the barista calls "Rupert" when my drink order is ready.

Xauthic

hand him a pen and pad asking him to draw me like one of his french girls

TheWidowJones

Tell him green is my favorite color.

lliinnsseeyy

Hand her a napkin to wipe off the lipstick she's just planted on his cheek and giggle

Noelv1976

Just nod and be like Wassuuuup

lliinnsseeyy

Nod back and reminisce:)

iTim__

Whisper something that makes her blush.

SugarBabyGirl

Buy his coffee. It's the least i can do to say thanks.

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Noelv1976

Pinch her left cheek

irchrismm

Wonder why someone would pinch a random stranger on the cheek, and remind myself that I should be drinking more water.

pie_eyes

"You must be knew"

SugarBabyGirl

nod 'hello'

Alfit88

say hello

iTim__

Ask for a to-go cup.

lliinnsseeyy

Tell him to stay as it gets quite entertaining in here

iTim__

Ask her to tell me more about the entertainment here.

lliinnsseeyy

Sit down and gossip about all of the girls who drag guys away, the in appropriate conversations between other customers etc. Buy him a cookie

Noelv1976

Walk around her as she's having an intense conversation

iTim__

lliinnsseeyy wrote: »

Sit down and gossip about all of the girls who drag guys away, the in appropriate conversations between other customers etc. Buy him a cookie

@lliinnsseeyy I like your cookies.

@Noelv1976 Ask if he has any superglue.

jbuzzed

Tell him superglue is better found at a hardware store

iTim__

Thank her for her insights and ask her for directions to the hardware store.

jbuzzed

Offer to take him there.

slimgirljo15

Say Hi J..sit chat ..catch up..its been a while..
Then go shopping..she has great taste in tops

lliinnsseeyy

Invite myself to join him for a chat

NYactor1

Buy her a coffee and find out what her plans for the day are...

iTim__

Politely say, "mornin'." Then, move along like it never happened and refuse to let myself cry.

_fitness4life_

Hand him a napkin and console him.

pie_eyes

Say Mornin back but it in a less chipper way

lliinnsseeyy

Buy a black coffee and some Advil and ask if there's anything I can do to help with his hangover?