If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Ask why he's ruunning when he has a bike?

pichiPurinsesu

ask if Duckie needs a highchair

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Let cookies and Duckie entertain her littles while we have a nice chat.

RunHardBeStrong

ask him why he always carries a duck with him then probably buy him a coffee, maybe some cookies for the duck

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Tell her the long story about how the duck saved my life once and now I owe it a lifedebt.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Ask him if his Teddy gets jealous

RunHardBeStrong

buy her a coffee and have a nice long talk

PBWaffleCakes

Smile, ask her if she would like a coffee and start small chat

Kvm11628

Run away from the guns she's sporting.

Kvm11628

Ask if it is a "special" brownie.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Give a hug, buy a coffee and then ask him to drag race our Badass Trucks!

Noelv1976

Say Awwww...look at the baby!

Kvm11628

Ask if I can hold the baby. She looks like she could use a break.

Kvm11628

Obviously, @Noelv1976 and I are going to keep trying to cut each other in line.

Noelv1976

Ladies first. I just want some coffee

FabulousFantasticFifty

Give her the baby and go dancing! ;p

GDLAZ

Talk about gas.

Timshel_

Keep drinking my cupppa

FabulousFantasticFifty

Nudge him in the rib and tell him to be more Sociable! ;p

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pichiPurinsesu

made sure they weren't dead with those XX's on their eyes

your_pal_crusher

hope to catch her eye, smile and say hello.

Aaisha92

Tell rude jokes

Gordon_L

Ask him if he's seen that cute gal that's been following him around?

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Gordon_L

Offer to buy her a mocha

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slimgirljo15

Say Hi Michael...want to taste my muffin..

Gordon_L

@slimgirljo15 : I thought you'd never ask!