If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

RunTimer

Call the cops

cdlee05

point at the sign "no shirt, no service". you rebel you

Tialuna18

smile and ask if they recommend anything here?

cdlee05

get super flustered and say something stupid like i'm not sure...

laurabethless

Give him a great big smile

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alyssa_rest

Ask him for a chocolate mint because I'm jealous...

RunTimer

Give her a chocolate mint

alyssa_rest

Thank him and buy him a coffee since he's an upstanding individual

laurabethless

I'd buy her a coffee as she's buying everyone else one

monstalosta

laurabethless wrote: »

I'd buy her a coffee as she's buying everyone else one

Be a gentleman and buy her a coffee

GFitMan

laurabethless wrote: »

I'd buy her a coffee as she's buying everyone else one

fall to the ground - pretend to be choking and hope she is the one that gives me CPR

ashley1215

Ask him to join me for a cup

Yogi_warrior

do body shots!

PewterSky

Distract them with bacon while I pick their pocket

Noelv1976

Heyyyyyyy!! Thief!

PewterSky

Damn you! I was doing so good. How about we cut a deal?

Noelv1976

Fine! You buy we fly

PewterSky

And that's why I like being friends with you coffee coming right up!

sweetandsassyred

Probably make some small talk with her and then be on my way.

TigerLilly98a

Say hey and introduce her to my friends

monstalosta

Dance and sing...that's what i do

eelamme

If he's dancing and singing, I will too!

victal

I'll just dance

sweetandsassyred

I'd dance just to make her laugh.

laurabethless

I'll dance and sing on the table

kamber13

I'd smile at your dancing.

laurabethless

I'd smile back and offer you a latte

laurabethless

I'd laugh at your duck face

laurabethless

Throw him some protein shakes