If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Egger29

Buy her Latte

VanishingNachos

sit next to him, stare uncomfortably at him until he buys me a latte~

Egger29

Arm wrestle you for it!

VanishingNachos

*tackle* - then give him a knuckle rub

Egger29

Atomic Wedgie!

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Egger29

lulufit5 wrote: »

Say hello and watch him get a wedgie

Mock them both when they realize I'm Coffee Commando!

slinkybinkydog

Say howdy!

bigme3505

I'd give the classic "What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?" line.

slinkybinkydog

Say hello

bigme3505

And I'd be trying to discern if it was a obligatory meaningless hello or if it was semi-flirtatious friendly hello.

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Egger29

I'd ask her if the Butter Tarts are any good here.

LisaMFP99

Say meow

slinkybinkydog

lulufit5 wrote: »

I guess i'd ask him if he was going to stand there analyzing her hello all day or if he was going to move forward in line

Lol love you! Girl we getting coffee and chat! Had wrong forum!

Egger29

Casually brush the cat hair of my bagel.

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LisaMFP99

Try and lick her

AmyP619

Try to pet her! here kitty kitty

bigme3505

And for the rest of the day I'd be like "that was great coffee. And my butt is sore..."

slinkybinkydog

Say hello and offer a coffee

LisaMFP99

Drink her milk

AmyP619 wrote: »

Try to pet her! here kitty kitty

Let her pet me

bigme3505

I'd be like "hey did that lady pinch your butt too?" She seems to have a thing for that...

KKishaA

Get in line for a cold brew!

slinkybinkydog

Hello

Getfitat54

Offer to buy her a cup of her choice of coffee.

slinkybinkydog

Accept! It's a free coffee!

Getfitat54

That it is. All I ask for is a kind smile in return, and perhaps ask you to pay it forward.

Egger29

Tell him I saved over $1500 on car insurance by Switching to GEICO

slinkybinkydog

Say hi to this funny guy. Hey haven't we talked before?