If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

NewlifeinNW

Id make a vague gesture, following all the man rules, informing him he had something on his lips

Just_J_Now

We'd just leave that coffee shop and go elsewhere

MJFSH

Looking on as she leaves the coffee shop dragging him behind her

slimgirljo15

Buy her a coffee and chat for hours

showerbeer182

Ask her if this place has peppermint mochas....

GDLAZ

Order a coffee, strong, and sit back to watch the antics.

MistyMtnMan

Morning, how was the ride in?

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ColoradoChlo

Order him & I black coffee and sit together in a corner!

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FairhavenDS

Watch her prove him wrong

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PizzaWithAsideOfPizza

Something stupid that i would regret I'm sure

FabulousFantasticFifty

Head nod and say "wusup?"

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ColoradoChlo

Order some drinks... sit and people watch/gossip

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PizzaWithAsideOfPizza

Where does one get that coffee cup?

PizzaWithAsideOfPizza

Cut the sleeves off the shirt he gave me *gun shots*

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ChrissyDomer

Talk about Alice in wonderland

ChrissyDomer

Give him multiple wrong wifi passwords

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ChrissyDomer

Take her to the bar instead

GDLAZ

Order shots

VanishingNachos

grab some coffee, avoid any and all eye contact and set by myself, moping~

ChrissyDomer

Ask him to quit stalking other male customers

VanishingNachos

ask her if she believes in aliens

ChrissyDomer

Make him a tin foil hat to protect him from the aliens

GulfPirate13

ask her for some pizza