If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

BigBrownPhD

tjkita wrote: »

I'll block the door for doc.

Thanks, homey!

LonniJay

I already have his wallet. "Anyone up for a trip to vegas?"

BigBrownPhD

LonniJay wrote: »

I already have his wallet. "Anyone up for a trip to vegas?"

But is there anything in there?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Buy his coffee since he's broke!

LonniJay

Couple credit cards... Wait, are these your parents cards? Oh my... Uh, I guess the baby can have his wallet back

BigBrownPhD

Who said I keep MY cards in THAT wallet? #ThoughtThisThrough

liftorgohome

Sit and have my coffee while they are arguing.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Roll my eyes and Wink

joemac1988

Order coffee. That's what I go to a coffee shop for.

cqbkaju

Fix the lighting in the place

FabulousFantasticFifty

Offer to hold the bulbs for him while he climbs the ladder

LonniJay

Offer to polish her bulbs for her

FabulousFantasticFifty

Appreciate the gesture, but tell her that I prefer polishing in private

LonniJay

I can twist them too if you're into that sort of thing

J_NY_Z

Ask "Cream and Sugar?"

LonniJay

Yes I'll take both. You buying?

liftorgohome

Give her extra cream

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tell them to go get a room

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LonniJay

Ask if she'll join me in said room

AmyOutOfControl

LonniJay

Look at him....

gym4life64

Ask to sit with her and enjoy a nice conversation

LonniJay

Enjoy a nice conversation over a hot cup of coffee

LonniJay

epr3996 wrote: »

I would put on my rain coat I've heard she enjoys spilling coffee on people just so they take their shirts off!

You figured out my ruse... I'll buy you a cup a jo

liftorgohome

Trip her so she spills her coffee on someone.

LonniJay

Spill my hot coffee on his bare chest... Oops

liftorgohome

Have her lick the steaming coffee off my chest and nipples.

LonniJay

Toss him a towel

mellecita

Hug him and say long time no see!