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If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?
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tackle the perp and be the hero - then smile as you all adore me~1
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whip out my banana and wave it at all my adoring fans1
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Big hugs and kisses and inform him that he's buying!
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show her my peeled banana, and ask her what she thinks~0
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I will win. I do it all the time with the guyschicwithpipes23 wrote: »challenge her to armwrestle
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Buy 5 doughnuts then sit down and figure out how to fit them in my calories0
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Help her out by snatching two of her doughnuts0
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Take her shoes0
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Spill coffee on them0
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Stand in line in front of them and pay in exact change0
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Nothing. I would leave him drink his coffee in peace1
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play quarters in her coffee0
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Fart silently in her direction then move to the other side of the room and watch them react to the disgusting warm smell of my gasses while taking notes0
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Take her coffee and purse. What her sniff her own farts and pass out0
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Trying to hard not to laugh at the fact shes just farted and she just stepped away from the room as if she hadn't been the one who farted0
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challenge her to armwrestle for her coffee0
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Laugh as everyone blames someone else for the flatulence0
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ask her to refrain from farting in public......as she clears out every room she enters0
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Inform her I'm an introvert and prefer it that way0
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Inform her that she should keep to the silent but deadly moniker0
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They're always silent but deadly. You should try my dutch ovens some time0
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Buy her whatever beverage she preferred.0
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Take the free drink and say thank you0
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Inform her that as the winner I get the free drink.0
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Laugh in her face and let my breath finish her off0
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drag her unconscious body into the street and lay her next to her homeless friends.1
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