I'm going to eat nothing but Chipotle and get shredded

joejccva71
joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
edited November 16 in Health and Weight Loss
Lots and lots of Chipotle goodness. Lots and lots of lifting.

Maybe some ice cream too.

Hi I'm joe.
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  • cityruss
    cityruss Posts: 2,493 Member
    Pasty die(t)

    https://youtu.be/FbR4tgx8w7s
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    Bloody brilliant. =)
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    ok
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    In.
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    edited April 2015
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    ok

    Yea that's the same response I got when I told people at work too. No one believes me. Makes me very sad. :(
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    IIFYM, right?
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    IIFYM, right?

    Yup yup! =)
  • dawniemate
    dawniemate Posts: 395 Member
    I'm blonde and don't understand? ??
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    Mmm, chipotle.
  • cbills65
    cbills65 Posts: 164 Member
    Hi Joe. Stranger things have happened. Best of luck - keep us updated! :smile:
  • karllundy
    karllundy Posts: 1,490 Member
    @$^@$^$!! Now I want a burrito and there is nowhere near work to get one!
  • Emilia777
    Emilia777 Posts: 978 Member
    edited April 2015
    joejccva71 wrote: »
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    ok

    Yea that's the same response I got when I told people at work too. No one believes me. Makes me very sad. :(

    I believe you! And I will stay tuned for before / after pics. I just hope there’s enough protein in their burritos, I can’t recall the macros.
    dawniemate wrote: »
    I'm blonde and don't understand? ??

    I’m blonde too, and don’t understand what you don’t understand. IIFYM = if it fits your macros. If this thread is confusing, I’m guessing Joe here is going to do a bulk, so eat at a surplus while lifting to gain muscle. Doing so while eating nothing but Chipotle (a burrito chain) and ice cream is pretty cool.
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    cbills65 wrote: »
    Hi Joe. Stranger things have happened. Best of luck - keep us updated! :smile:

    I will. :)

    I'll do cardio probably once or twice a week maybe.

    So it will be:

    Chipotle
    Snickers Ice Cream Bars
    Squats
    Deadlifts
    Bench
    Rows
    Pullups
    Military Press


    That should do the trick.
  • Emilia777
    Emilia777 Posts: 978 Member
    joejccva71 wrote: »
    cbills65 wrote: »
    Hi Joe. Stranger things have happened. Best of luck - keep us updated! :smile:

    I will. :)

    I'll do cardio probably once or twice a week maybe.

    So it will be:

    Chipotle
    Snickers Ice Cream Bars
    Squats
    Deadlifts
    Bench
    Rows
    Pullups
    Military Press


    That should do the trick.

    Snickers makes ice cream bars??? Why don’t we get ANY of the good stuff in Canada?!
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    Emilia777 wrote: »
    joejccva71 wrote: »
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    ok

    Yea that's the same response I got when I told people at work too. No one believes me. Makes me very sad. :(

    I believe you! And I will stay tuned for before / after pics. I just hope there’s enough protein in their burritos, I can’t recall the macros.
    dawniemate wrote: »
    I'm blonde and don't understand? ??

    I’m blonde too, and don’t understand what you don’t understand. IIFYM = if it fits your macros. If this thread is confusing, I’m guessing Joe here is going to do a bulk, so eat at a surplus while lifting to gain muscle. Doing so while eating nothing but Chipotle (a burrito chain) and ice cream is pretty cool.


    It's a good ratio. 600 cals and has 68g protein for a bowl. I get the chicken/steak double. Mmmmm..

    Not doing a bulk at the moment, I got some fat to get rid of here. lol. Cutting. Starting off with a little bit more of a drastic intake under TDEE, but will raise cals once the initial loss slows.

    Muscle memory is my friend right now. So is DOMS, ugh.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Chipotle could totally fit macros for every meal. Have to do IF since they don't do breakfast (they really should though, breakfast burritos FTW)
  • lemonsnowdrop
    lemonsnowdrop Posts: 1,298 Member
    I envy your bank account.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    usmcmp wrote: »
    Chipotle could totally fit macros for every meal. Have to do IF since they don't do breakfast (they really should though, breakfast burritos FTW)

    exactly why I comment ok.
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    usmcmp wrote: »
    Chipotle could totally fit macros for every meal. Have to do IF since they don't do breakfast (they really should though, breakfast burritos FTW)

    Oh hello there! :)
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    joejccva71 wrote: »
    usmcmp wrote: »
    Chipotle could totally fit macros for every meal. Have to do IF since they don't do breakfast (they really should though, breakfast burritos FTW)

    Oh hello there! :)

    Hi Joe! We've missed you!
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    I have no idea what Chipotle is but now I fancy shredded wheat
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    usmcmp wrote: »
    joejccva71 wrote: »
    usmcmp wrote: »
    Chipotle could totally fit macros for every meal. Have to do IF since they don't do breakfast (they really should though, breakfast burritos FTW)

    Oh hello there! :)

    Hi Joe! We've missed you!

    Missed you guys too! I see you've been doing well, as always. :)

    Still competing?
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    joejccva71 wrote: »
    cbills65 wrote: »
    Hi Joe. Stranger things have happened. Best of luck - keep us updated! :smile:

    I will. :)

    I'll do cardio probably once or twice a week maybe.

    So it will be:

    Chipotle
    Snickers Ice Cream Bars
    Squats
    Deadlifts
    Bench
    Rows
    Pullups
    Military Press


    That should do the trick.

    Missing Vitamin Beer however says the guy from Milwaukee.
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  • Emilia777
    Emilia777 Posts: 978 Member
    joejccva71 wrote: »
    Emilia777 wrote: »
    joejccva71 wrote: »
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    ok

    Yea that's the same response I got when I told people at work too. No one believes me. Makes me very sad. :(

    I believe you! And I will stay tuned for before / after pics. I just hope there’s enough protein in their burritos, I can’t recall the macros.
    dawniemate wrote: »
    I'm blonde and don't understand? ??

    I’m blonde too, and don’t understand what you don’t understand. IIFYM = if it fits your macros. If this thread is confusing, I’m guessing Joe here is going to do a bulk, so eat at a surplus while lifting to gain muscle. Doing so while eating nothing but Chipotle (a burrito chain) and ice cream is pretty cool.


    It's a good ratio. 600 cals and has 68g protein for a bowl. I get the chicken/steak double. Mmmmm..

    Not doing a bulk at the moment, I got some fat to get rid of here. lol. Cutting. Starting off with a little bit more of a drastic intake under TDEE, but will raise cals once the initial loss slows.

    Muscle memory is my friend right now. So is DOMS, ugh.

    Whoa that’s an awesome protein-calorie ratio! I’m moving to a city that has a Chipotle in the fall and I am so getting that.

    Also, thanks for clarifying your goals! Cutting with Chipotle works too. Hey, you could market that as a diet plan! "Cutting with Chipotle”! Better than them shake program things. (Just to be clear, I do not think any sort of “diet plans” are a good idea, I’m just being silly)

    But in all seriousness, I sympathize on the DOMS. I missed a workout yesterday because I’m too darn sore :cry:. Good luck and have fun!
  • bunnywestley81
    bunnywestley81 Posts: 178 Member
    See i got confused till someone said its a restaurant. I thought it was a chili type seasoning thing.

    My first thought was "put the toilet paper in the freezer"
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    I approve of this diet.
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    joejccva71 wrote: »
    Lots and lots of Chipotle goodness. Lots and lots of lifting.

    Maybe some ice cream too.

    Hi I'm joe.
    Ah bro. Good to see you. Been awhile.

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  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    I have no idea what Chipotle is but now I fancy shredded wheat

    It's a smoked dried chili that kind of looks like a turd and used in sauces and crap all over the place now.. Everyone seems to rave about it. It seems you're either in the "I can't live without it" camp or the "meh" camp. I'm in the "meh" camp.
    I believe the OP is talking about the restaurant Chipotle, not the actual chili pepper

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