Your dirty little secret

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  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I hide the really good treats in the vegetable drawer (nobody looks there).
  • MisterZ33
    MisterZ33 Posts: 567 Member
    thats where i keep the beer
  • ElizabethKalmbach
    ElizabethKalmbach Posts: 1,415 Member
    I can still twerk better than most 20-somethings. <Hipster twerking - mastered that *kitten* before there was a word for it.> :D
  • dufus12
    dufus12 Posts: 393 Member
    D9996 wrote: »
    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

    Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

    When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

    M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc.
    Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

    ...along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

    This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

    Too funny, Should have come with a warning - do not read whilst drinking or else you will laugh and it will spurt out your nose,,,,,,,
  • D9996
    D9996 Posts: 367 Member
    dufus12 wrote: »

    Too funny, Should have come with a warning - do not read whilst drinking or else you will laugh and it will spurt out your nose,,,,,,,[/quote]

    HAHA!!!


  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
    I think Justin Beiber looks hot in the Calvin Clein Ad, I'm so ashamed!!!!
  • FatOldManMN
    FatOldManMN Posts: 1,116 Member
    I made Linda Lovelace gag. :p
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    None I would admit to in public.

  • mhecht32
    mhecht32 Posts: 360 Member
    D9996 wrote: »
    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

    Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

    When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

    M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc.
    Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

    ...along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

    This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

    Yep - Thank you!!! You just made my day and made me laugh (when I want to scream), something I direly needed. Thank you for the genuine smile! :) LOL I don't intend to divulge my dirty secret, but glad I popped on this thread :).
  • D9996
    D9996 Posts: 367 Member
    mhecht32 wrote: »

    Yep - Thank you!!! You just made my day and made me laugh (when I want to scream), something I direly needed. Thank you for the genuine smile! :) LOL I don't intend to divulge my dirty secret, but glad I popped on this thread :).

    Youre welcome LOL

  • madmags
    madmags Posts: 1,340 Member
    Sometimes I jam out to Britney Spears, it totally kills my rocker chick cred.

    There's this really amazing 10 minute remix of Toxic that gets me GOING.

    Ashamed to say, but I know the one and it is awesome.
  • BigLifter10
    BigLifter10 Posts: 1,153 Member
    edited April 2015
    I used to be soooo enamored with Ricky Martin. Thought he was so cute in Menudo, then he grew up and was HOT. Everyone told me he was gay (before he came out), I couldn't believe it though. Then, when he announced it....sigh.....crushed. What a waste for the women! LOL I still think he's a cutie pie though.
  • oneunfitdad
    oneunfitdad Posts: 911 Member
    at work when every one goes to bed googie to disco :dizzy:
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  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
    I have the biggest crush on john stamos lol
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    I think my neighbor is pretty hot
  • katnroyal87
    katnroyal87 Posts: 8,789 Member
    I play world of Warcraft!!! I can't help it!!!! :(
  • in_it_to_thin_it
    in_it_to_thin_it Posts: 432 Member
    I own more shoes than I could wear daily for 3 months!
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    I listen to Backstreet Boys
  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
    Sometimes I jam out to Britney Spears, it totally kills my rocker chick cred.

    Britney was my dream girl when I was a teenager.
  • fr3smyl
    fr3smyl Posts: 1,418 Member
    I would but kid videos, such as Barney, The wiggles, backyardigans, Barbie,etc., "for my daughter" and watch them. The songs were just so darn catchy.
    She finally outted me to friends and family. But I did learn the Hebrew Alphabet (Alephbeth). So that's a bonus.
  • totaldetermination
    totaldetermination Posts: 1,184 Member
    I don't like bacon.
    or peanut butter.

    please don't hate me.
  • lauracups
    lauracups Posts: 533 Member
    I sometimes imagine me running into someone who bullied me from my youth and be able to be " nanner nanner...how ya like me now?!"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I still have thoughts about someone from 29 years ago!
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore. I'll just keep them to myself. Yep, I have more than one.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    I would divorce my husband if I thought I had a chance with Tim Tebow :#
  • 9mike
    9mike Posts: 839 Member
    I like the movie frozen
  • RachaelBrook929
    RachaelBrook929 Posts: 894 Member
    I have a big thing for Jason derulo!! And me have had a lil play ;)
  • Darkhawk1969
    Darkhawk1969 Posts: 1,419 Member
    I have a big thing for Jason derulo!! And me have had a lil play ;)

    Lucky Mr Derulo lol

  • RachaelBrook929
    RachaelBrook929 Posts: 894 Member
    I have a big thing for Jason derulo!! And me have had a lil play ;)

    Lucky Mr Derulo lol

    Haha ;)
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