what's your favarite funny excuse?

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am2anangel
am2anangel Posts: 38 Member
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There really should be no excuses; we create our own destiny. But what's some of the excuses for being overweight that you have heard. A couple of my favorites;

1) I have an alergic reaction to scales, every time I step on one I bloat up.

2) I used a shampoo that was labled "full body" so everytime I wash my hair it makes my body bigger. Its not me its the shampoo.

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  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
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    It's all muscle baby LOL
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    I'm not fat, it's fuel for the sex machine. :laugh:
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
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    I have kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids! :sad:

    Not really "funny", drives me nuts!
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
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    "I don't have time"

    Are you effing kidding?! I work 2 jobs AND go to university, and i still work out 5x a week!

    Excuses make me die on the inside

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