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what's your favarite funny excuse?

am2anangel
Posts: 38 Member
There really should be no excuses; we create our own destiny. But what's some of the excuses for being overweight that you have heard. A couple of my favorites;
1) I have an alergic reaction to scales, every time I step on one I bloat up.
2) I used a shampoo that was labled "full body" so everytime I wash my hair it makes my body bigger. Its not me its the shampoo.
1) I have an alergic reaction to scales, every time I step on one I bloat up.
2) I used a shampoo that was labled "full body" so everytime I wash my hair it makes my body bigger. Its not me its the shampoo.
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It's all muscle baby LOL0
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I'm not fat, it's fuel for the sex machine. :laugh:0
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I have kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids! :sad:
Not really "funny", drives me nuts!0 -
"I don't have time"
Are you effing kidding?! I work 2 jobs AND go to university, and i still work out 5x a week!
Excuses make me die on the inside0
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