Grant a wish!
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Granted but it's filled with frogs.
I wish for another cup of coffee.0 -
Granted but it's full of poison
I wish for a prince0 -
Granted but he's dead.
I wish that I can control time.0 -
Granted but you're dead...
I wish for great health0 -
Granted but you've lost everything and everyone in your life.
I wish to be undead0 -
Granted but now you're an ugly zombie
I wish for world peace0 -
Granted, a meteorite hits the Earth, wiping out every life-form.
I was I can go to Hogwarts0 -
Granted but voldermort kills you
I wish to own a house made of gingerbread0 -
Granted but there's a witch inside and she took your beating heart!
I wish my work would complete itself0 -
Granted but it self-completed sloppily, so bossman/lady blames/fires you.
I wish my wound would hurry up and heal.0 -
Granted but now you have cancer.
I wish there's no fire drill today.0 -
Granted but you have a shelter in place drill instead.
I wish I could get a promotion at work.0 -
Granted but you died in a car accident right after you got the promotion.
I wish I have a never ending supply on food and water.0 -
Granted! You eat/drink it all in one sitting and explode.
I wish I hadn't accidentally gone over my calorie allowance the past few days. I know I'll regain all my lost weight now, as I'm on bed rest for a wound, no exercise allowed.0
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