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Grant a wish!

novelle21
novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Simple, just grant the wish that was made by the person before you with a wicked twist, and then make a new wish! ;)

I wish for a new car.

Replies

  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Granted but it's filled with frogs.

    I wish for another cup of coffee.
  • laurabethless
    laurabethless Posts: 1,397 Member
    Granted but it's full of poison :/

    I wish for a prince
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Granted but he's dead.

    I wish that I can control time.
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    Granted but you're dead...
    I wish for great health
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Granted but you've lost everything and everyone in your life.

    I wish to be undead
  • laurabethless
    laurabethless Posts: 1,397 Member
    Granted but now you're an ugly zombie

    I wish for world peace
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Granted, a meteorite hits the Earth, wiping out every life-form.

    I was I can go to Hogwarts
  • laurabethless
    laurabethless Posts: 1,397 Member
    Granted but voldermort kills you

    I wish to own a house made of gingerbread
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Granted but there's a witch inside and she took your beating heart!

    I wish my work would complete itself
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted but it self-completed sloppily, so bossman/lady blames/fires you.
    I wish my wound would hurry up and heal.
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Granted but now you have cancer.

    I wish there's no fire drill today.
  • ronronronj
    ronronronj Posts: 474 Member
    Granted but you have a shelter in place drill instead.

    I wish I could get a promotion at work.
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
    Granted but you died in a car accident right after you got the promotion.

    I wish I have a never ending supply on food and water.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted! You eat/drink it all in one sitting and explode.
    I wish I hadn't accidentally gone over my calorie allowance the past few days. I know I'll regain all my lost weight now, as I'm on bed rest for a wound, no exercise allowed.
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