Stuff my dad says... Fill in the blank

TheBeerRunner

Fathers Day is coming up this Sunday... I saw the Momma always says thread and thought what about Dad?

I know Dads are a touchy subject for some, but for me, my dad is one of my biggest heroes. He always has a snarky comeback or comment that is a little off-color, but just fits the occasion. My favorite line, which I use whenever someone is whining and says "I wish..." is

"Wish in one hand and s**t in the other. See which one fills up first."

What's the one nugget of wisdom, or the one saying your dad has that has stuck with you through the years?

TitzMcGeez

Fathers Day is coming up this Sunday... I saw the Momma always says thread and thought what about Dad?

I know Dads are a touchy subject for some, but for me, my dad is one of my biggest heroes. He always has a snarky comeback or comment that is a little off-color, but just fits the occasion. My favorite line, which I use whenever someone is whining and says "I wish..." is

"Wish in one hand and s**t in the other. See which one fills up first."

What's the one nugget of wisdom, or the one saying your dad has that has stuck with you through the years?

I actually JUST said that one to myself at Home Depot yesterday! lol

wineplease

"I can't wait until you're off payroll".

nope31

NO.
NO.
NO.NO.
NO.
NO.NO.NO.

I think that's the only thing he ever said.

tammys_changing

My dad always told me.."I'm always at home as long as I have my cellphone, call me anytime." !
He recently passed away, and we buried him with his cell phone.