Kinda True Story...

Maximus
Maximus Posts: 12,256 Member
edited November 17 in Chit-Chat
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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  • dotsoflisa
    dotsoflisa Posts: 47 Member
    if you jumped ship does that mean u worked on a cruise ship or were u just using it as an expression?? This is the real questions
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  • dotsoflisa
    dotsoflisa Posts: 47 Member
    Awesome. I work on a cruise ship.
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  • dotsoflisa
    dotsoflisa Posts: 47 Member
    Which particular incidents are u referring to?
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Amanda92TX wrote: »
    I want to go on a cruise but the recent incidents have me scared.

    Don't change the subject! Show a little respect for what this guy's been through.
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