Could you beat the above poster in a WRESTLING match?

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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Slam her over my knee like a little Bit@# and spank her!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I cheat..I win.. 2 supermega cripple nipples.. he'd cry
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    No not my nips!! You win. :'(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    liftorgohome wrote: »
    No not my nips!! You win. :'(

    *nods head* ohhh yeah... The nipples will get it.. ;):p
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    okay titty twister wrestling, I go first
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Nope. I would get my *kitten* kicked. But I think we could drink a hell of a lot of beer after.
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    *kitten*. Wtf is kitten??
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    They put kitten in for curse words. okay drink beer and see who's going to wrestle Jo first.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    dgthom72 wrote: »
    *kitten*. Wtf is kitten??

    Mfp substitutes swear words with *kitten* :D

    Yep.. I win.. you're going down
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Kicking your kitten sounds worse than what i said. Sounds like they are making it worse. But could be just me,,,,
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    dgthom72 wrote: »
    Kicking your kitten sounds worse than what i said. Sounds like they are making it worse. But could be just me,,,,

    Was funny when they briefly put *asparagus* :D

    Im still kicking your *kitten*
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Poor poor kittens all over the world!!! Get your kitten in the ring. Your asparagus doesn’t stand a chance.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    dgthom72 wrote: »
    Poor poor kittens all over the world!!! Get your kitten in the ring. Your asparagus doesn’t stand a chance.

    Flies from the top rope.. got ya.. he's out for the count B)
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Getting my kitten off the Mat. You are kittened now...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I win :p
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  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Did you really?? It’s like wrestling a pig..... oh wait...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I win again
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  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    You are like the modern day glow!! You were a fan, weren’t you?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    dgthom72 wrote: »
    You are like the modern day glow!! You were a fan, weren’t you?

    Idk who that is ;) Im Australian..
    Now.. you wanna go down again or will you just submit :p
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    No frickin way I’m submitting. Is that all you got?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    dgthom72 wrote: »
    No frickin way I’m submitting. Is that all you got?

    Nope its night all I got.. Bring it boy.. snap you like a twig :D
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    I’ll bend you like a sapling!!
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    I will drop you like a bad habit
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    I will toss you like yesterday’s garbage.
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    I will make you cry for mercy like you never have.
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    You will be twisted like a pretzel twisted in licorice, twisted in bacon.... mmmmmmm
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2017
    *pinch* wake up...you're dreaming :laugh:

    Beaten like an egg
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    You will be scrambled like an egg. I will butter you like my toast.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2017
    Oh yeah.. yeah, well you'd be fried like a chicken, pulled like pork.. errm wait, bad example :#
    Done like a dinner
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Pulling pork is my job there missy.... you would be upsided like a pancake.

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