THE OFFICIAL "Only tell me what I want to hear" thread.
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I'm watching this one! Could get fun...sorry, no contributions as I've been a piñata at work! lol!0
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I wonder if I could run around the block....
Shiiiiit I'll run to China no problem
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Does this dress make my butt look big?
If you like Kim Kardashian - yes!
If you hate Kim Kardashian - no!
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Which cleanse will make me lost 30lbs of toxins overnight and fart rainbows?
All of them! The more expensive, the brighter the rainbows!0 -
My boyfriend/girlfriend say that this girl/boy is just a friend. I mean, I trust him, but he/she is always with him/her and we don't go out much anymore. It's just, I love him/her so much. Do you think he/she is cheating?
He/she probably loves you just as much and is only friends with the boy/girl.0 -
I have done EVERYTHING right and I am not losing weight! How can that be!
I am sure there is some chemical imbalance and slowing metabolism that is compounded by not eating clean and gluten free which has caused your body to go into starvation mode. I mean, lack of tracking, binge eat and lack of exercise is probably not your problem.0 -
Why is everyone so mean?
We aren't mean. We only love and support every decision you've ever made about your healthy nutrition and exercise journey.
And actually we all got together and voted you Miss Congeniality and Most Knowledgable Forum Poster. Congratulations. Your check for 1 million dollars will now be presented to you by George Clooney in his underwear. Enjoy. 0 -
I have done EVERYTHING right and I am not losing weight! How can that be!
I am sure there is some chemical imbalance and slowing metabolism that is compounded by not eating clean and gluten free which has caused your body to go into starvation mode. I mean, lack of tracking, binge eat and lack of exercise is probably not your problem.
I love this. But definitely not the issue at hand Maybe you have a tumor on your stomach that is growing rapidly
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ashley1215 wrote: »I have done EVERYTHING right and I am not losing weight! How can that be!
I am sure there is some chemical imbalance and slowing metabolism that is compounded by not eating clean and gluten free which has caused your body to go into starvation mode. I mean, lack of tracking, binge eat and lack of exercise is probably not your problem.
I love this. But definitely not the issue at hand Maybe you have a tumor on your stomach that is growing rapidly
Lift heavy. That solves EVERYTHING>
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It is reported that you can swim 94 MPH with one of these on.
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ashley1215 wrote: »I have done EVERYTHING right and I am not losing weight! How can that be!
I am sure there is some chemical imbalance and slowing metabolism that is compounded by not eating clean and gluten free which has caused your body to go into starvation mode. I mean, lack of tracking, binge eat and lack of exercise is probably not your problem.
Grrrr....the post isn't showing... I have done EVERYTHING right and I am not losing weight.
This is the one that gets my vote!0 -
Sorry, I don't know how to post it?0
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you can absolutely get rid of only your stomach pooch by doing standing knee raises and eating croissants. You can also lose fat only in your thighs by walking on the treadmill at the gym. Oh yes keep eating the pizza it's irrelevant.0
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It even solves genital herpesashley1215 wrote: »I have done EVERYTHING right and I am not losing weight! How can that be!
I am sure there is some chemical imbalance and slowing metabolism that is compounded by not eating clean and gluten free which has caused your body to go into starvation mode. I mean, lack of tracking, binge eat and lack of exercise is probably not your problem.
I love this. But definitely not the issue at hand Maybe you have a tumor on your stomach that is growing rapidly
Lift heavy. That solves EVERYTHING> double bonus
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BigLifter10 wrote: »ashley1215 wrote: »I have done EVERYTHING right and I am not losing weight! How can that be!
I am sure there is some chemical imbalance and slowing metabolism that is compounded by not eating clean and gluten free which has caused your body to go into starvation mode. I mean, lack of tracking, binge eat and lack of exercise is probably not your problem.
Grrrr....the post isn't showing... I have done EVERYTHING right and I am not losing weight.
This is the one that gets my vote!
Question: Thanks what do I win?
Answer: A leprechaun riding on top of a unicorn carrying a pot of chicken noodle soup and a machete0 -
ashley1215 wrote: »BigLifter10 wrote: »ashley1215 wrote: »I have done EVERYTHING right and I am not losing weight! How can that be!
I am sure there is some chemical imbalance and slowing metabolism that is compounded by not eating clean and gluten free which has caused your body to go into starvation mode. I mean, lack of tracking, binge eat and lack of exercise is probably not your problem.
Grrrr....the post isn't showing... I have done EVERYTHING right and I am not losing weight.
This is the one that gets my vote!
Question: Thanks what do I win?
Answer: A leprechaun riding on top of a unicorn carrying a pot of chicken noodle soup and a machete
Of course!! pfft....what ELSE could it be? lol!0 -
Answer: yes/no, size does/doesn't matter.0
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BigLifter10 wrote: »ashley1215 wrote: »BigLifter10 wrote: »ashley1215 wrote: »I have done EVERYTHING right and I am not losing weight! How can that be!
I am sure there is some chemical imbalance and slowing metabolism that is compounded by not eating clean and gluten free which has caused your body to go into starvation mode. I mean, lack of tracking, binge eat and lack of exercise is probably not your problem.
Grrrr....the post isn't showing... I have done EVERYTHING right and I am not losing weight.
This is the one that gets my vote!
Question: Thanks what do I win?
Answer: A leprechaun riding on top of a unicorn carrying a pot of chicken noodle soup and a machete
Of course!! pfft....what ELSE could it be? lol!
Through the wise words of Dr Evil... "One million dollars", a small Asian boy, and a fortune cookie0 -
Is the poster above you cute? Yes.
Is the poster above you hot? Yes.
Would you kiss the poster above you? Yes.
Would you sleep with the person above you? Yes.
If you could sleep with the person above you, would you? Yes.
If the person above punched your gramma, would you still sleep with them? Yes.
If the person above you took a dump on your chest, would you marry them? Yes.0 -
Hey what diet are you doing?
Just staying within my calorie goals and eating sensibly.. just kidding, I'm on the special super awesome new diet. I lost 25 pounds in just a few hours.0
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