Salt Water Flush

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  • jorinya
    jorinya Posts: 933 Member
    Is the toilet that dirty, just use Toilet duck.
    This doesn't sound pleasant or healthy. Try lemon juice and water.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    You did what to your regiment? And they just let you? :o

    QFT

    P.S. Who wants to be having 3-7 bowel movements a day???


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  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    This sounds gnarly. Gross.
  • Arliah
    Arliah Posts: 266 Member
    edited May 2015
    For some creepy reason, this reminds me of this: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/nigerian-ebola-hoax-results-deaths/story?id=25842191

    No, thanks.
  • jorinya
    jorinya Posts: 933 Member
    edited May 2015
    Arliah wrote: »
    For some reason, this creepily reminds me of this: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/nigerian-ebola-hoax-results-deaths/story?id=25842191

    No, thanks.

    I live in Nigeria, that was not a normal Nigerian that posted the hoax on social media. The gir had serious problems and wanted to cause a scene so she could be well known. She was given a warning not to do it gagain.Traditionally to ward off evil a mother will give her child a bowl of salt and water to bathe in. They will sprinkle some around the compound and drink the remainder. The salt content is very small. My mother in law did it to me when I was pregnant.
    Nigerians are not stupid. Salt is cleansing and during the true Ebola crisis even I bathe with warm water and salt. I did the same with my four children. Any person that actually listened to the advise from that sick idiot did so probably because they didn't want to go through what we all went through when Ebola was here.
    They don't drink tons of salt every day in water. They don't joke with their health.

    Anyone that would take lots of water and salt needs to seek medical help before they do serious damage to their internal organs. It is not advisable to take plenty salt in your diet let alone in your water. Doing so is playing with death.
  • Arliah
    Arliah Posts: 266 Member
    edited May 2015
    jorinya wrote: »
    Arliah wrote: »
    For some reason, this creepily reminds me of this: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/nigerian-ebola-hoax-results-deaths/story?id=25842191

    No, thanks.

    I live in Nigeria and trust me Ebola was not a hoax. I lived through the forehead scans everywhere and saw a woman's body at the side of the road. Anyway what has that got to do with salt flush!!

    Well, DUH, I know Ebola was not a hoax! I work in global health, my co-workers were in Nigeria and other countries at the time of the outbreak. If you had read the link, then you'd know that I was referring to the the salt water flush (treatment) somebody spread was a hoax (it started as a joke but quickly gained momentum, and people were so scared they started to believe and try it). And I also said that it *reminded* me of it, because the salt water flush for dieting is also BS that nobody needs to try and that could potentially be dangerous. That's all.
  • Arliah
    Arliah Posts: 266 Member
    edited May 2015
    Deleted (sorry, double-posted).
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    I am thinking of incorporating a Rum flush into my regime if any one cares to join me >:)
  • zdyb23456
    zdyb23456 Posts: 1,706 Member
    It sounds like what my husband had to do before his colonoscopy... some awful drink (I think it was water and baking soda?) that made him poop all day. He was miserable.
  • jorinya
    jorinya Posts: 933 Member
    Arliah wrote: »
    jorinya wrote: »
    Arliah wrote: »
    For some reason, this creepily reminds me of this: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/nigerian-ebola-hoax-results-deaths/story?id=25842191

    No, thanks.

    I live in Nigeria and trust me Ebola was not a hoax. I lived through the forehead scans everywhere and saw a woman's body at the side of the road. Anyway what has that got to do with salt flush!!

    Well, DUH, I know Ebola was not a hoax! I work in global health, my co-workers were in Nigeria and other countries at the time of the outbreak. If you had read the link, then you'd know that I was referring to the the salt water flush (treatment) somebody spread was a hoax (it started as a joke but quickly gained momentum, and people were so scared they started to believe and try it). And I also said that it *reminded* me of it, because the salt water flush for dieting is also BS that nobody needs to try and that could potentially be dangerous. That's all.

    I edited it after I read the whole thing. Thanks and sorry

  • Arliah
    Arliah Posts: 266 Member
    edited May 2015
    jorinya wrote: »
    Arliah wrote: »
    jorinya wrote: »
    Arliah wrote: »
    For some reason, this creepily reminds me of this: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/nigerian-ebola-hoax-results-deaths/story?id=25842191

    No, thanks.

    I live in Nigeria and trust me Ebola was not a hoax. I lived through the forehead scans everywhere and saw a woman's body at the side of the road. Anyway what has that got to do with salt flush!!

    Well, DUH, I know Ebola was not a hoax! I work in global health, my co-workers were in Nigeria and other countries at the time of the outbreak. If you had read the link, then you'd know that I was referring to the the salt water flush (treatment) somebody spread was a hoax (it started as a joke but quickly gained momentum, and people were so scared they started to believe and try it). And I also said that it *reminded* me of it, because the salt water flush for dieting is also BS that nobody needs to try and that could potentially be dangerous. That's all.

    I edited it after I read the whole thing. Thanks and sorry

    No worries :) And I never said that Nigerians are stupid. If I thought that, I would probably not work in the field of global health/international development. But it started as a joke from somebody to a friend, via messenger (we have screenshots at work, we actually traced the whole thing), and somebody picked it up ... well, it gained momentum from there. Anyway, that's all beside the point. Salt water just to detox your body is a bad idea, to get back to the original topic.
  • jorinya
    jorinya Posts: 933 Member
    I am thinking of incorporating a Rum flush into my regime if any one cares to join me >:)

    What type? Is it Spanish?? I might join you!!!
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  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    I've flushed my sinuses before with salt water and have gotten great results!

    Me too. I love my neti pot in winter!

  • forgtmenot
    forgtmenot Posts: 860 Member
    edited May 2015
    Years ago (when I didn't need know any better) I tried the lemonade diet and you are supposed to do the salt water flush every morning. Made me puke and poop. It wasn't fun or effective for weight loss, unless you count the fact that if you eat before doing it you will lose your breakfast. You don't lose weight by pooping. Your fat cells release triglyceride stores when you're losing weight, which you can't force to occur by using laxitives.

    Also, a girl I used to work with did it too and she ended up having severe edema where her legs and feet swelled up to double the size of what they normally were. She had to go to the emergency room. They said it was from the excess salt.
  • jorinya
    jorinya Posts: 933 Member
    Sorry to post again but has anyone seen where the OP ran off to????
  • kommodevaran
    kommodevaran Posts: 17,890 Member
    jorinya wrote: »
    Sorry to post again but has anyone seen where the OP ran off to????

    She's doing her regiment again, I think.
  • Arliah
    Arliah Posts: 266 Member
    jorinya wrote: »
    Sorry to post again but has anyone seen where the OP ran off to????

    She's doing her regiment again, I think.

    Oh, the power of such a small typo ^_^
  • forgtmenot
    forgtmenot Posts: 860 Member

    jorinya wrote: »
    Sorry to post again but has anyone seen where the OP ran off to????

    She's prob on the toilet.
  • forgtmenot
    forgtmenot Posts: 860 Member
    Arliah wrote: »
    jorinya wrote: »
    Sorry to post again but has anyone seen where the OP ran off to????

    She's doing her regiment again, I think.

    Oh, the power of such a small typo ^_^

    Haha! :D
  • kommodevaran
    kommodevaran Posts: 17,890 Member
    Arliah wrote: »
    jorinya wrote: »
    Sorry to post again but has anyone seen where the OP ran off to????

    She's doing her regiment again, I think.

    Oh, the power of such a small typo ^_^

    And it never gets old! :p
  • Arliah
    Arliah Posts: 266 Member
    Arliah wrote: »
    jorinya wrote: »
    Sorry to post again but has anyone seen where the OP ran off to????

    She's doing her regiment again, I think.

    Oh, the power of such a small typo ^_^

    And it never gets old! :p
    Oh so true!
  • jorinya
    jorinya Posts: 933 Member
    I'm off to do my nightly regime, a nice cold glass of water, without salt in case you were wondering, then off to bed cos its almost 1am. Wake up and get a fresh cold glass of water, no salt again first thing in the morning. :*
  • Arliah
    Arliah Posts: 266 Member
    jorinya wrote: »
    I'm off to do my nightly regime, a nice cold glass of water, without salt in case you were wondering, then off to bed cos its almost 1am. Wake up and get a fresh cold glass of water, no salt again first thing in the morning. :*
    Gn8 :)
  • amspmfp
    amspmfp Posts: 11 Member
    How do you log this in mfp ? It's not so much a problem if what goes in , but how to quantify what comes out ?
  • Arliah
    Arliah Posts: 266 Member
    amspmfp wrote: »
    How do you log this in mfp ? It's not so much a problem if what goes in , but how to quantify what comes out ?
    Are you saying you are trying to log your poop? :P
  • amspmfp
    amspmfp Posts: 11 Member
    Arliah wrote: »
    amspmfp wrote: »
    How do you log this in mfp ? It's not so much a problem if what goes in , but how to quantify what comes out ?
    Are you saying you are trying to log your poop? :P

    Is that being too anal :) ?
  • Arliah
    Arliah Posts: 266 Member
    amspmfp wrote: »
    Arliah wrote: »
    amspmfp wrote: »
    How do you log this in mfp ? It's not so much a problem if what goes in , but how to quantify what comes out ?
    Are you saying you are trying to log your poop? :P

    Is that being too anal :) ?

    LOL! :D
  • barryplumber
    barryplumber Posts: 401 Member
    You need to stop this craziness if what you read here won't change your mind talk to your doctor.
  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
    i love these kinda posts.....OP drops a post wanders off and while everybody has something like huh???????? OP is gone, dont answer for some time, wanders in around in the forum or is doing the garden.....well isnt bothered at all about how silly the post is thats for sure.

    lol yup every time
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