a new level of weight loss laziness ??

leomom72
leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
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When it comes to weight loss, many people would rather try the latest craze, pill, surgery or yo-yo diet rather than simply eating right and exercising. Dieting has become a multi-million dollar industry, and there is always a new weight loss craze to stir up the masses and get them spending. The latest "miracle,"
Tongue Patch Surgery, comes from Beverly Hills surgeon, Nikolas Chugay, and it seems quite barbaric.

For $2000, you can have a plastic square sewed onto your tongue
that makes it too painful for you to eat solid foods and ensures about 30
pounds of weight loss in a month. After the abrasive patch is sewn to your
tongue, you spend the next 30 days on Dr. Chugay’s liquid diet, which is said
to meet all your dietary and nutritional needs in just 800 calories a day.

Not only does this sound miserable, but there are side effects
that come with sewing a foreign object into your mouth. Hindered speech,
constant pain leading to sleep loss, choking, and potential nerve damage are
just a few of the risks. On top of that, the patch must be removed in a month
or the tongue tissue surrounding it will grow over the plastic and painfully
incorporate the patch into your tongue. Gross!

The FDA hasn't even approved the procedure in the United States,
and Dr. Chugay is the only surgeon who performs it. But in Venezuela, it only costs
$150 and about 900 people a month are lining up for the newest weight loss
"miracle.



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  • _chiaroscuro
    _chiaroscuro Posts: 1,340 Member
    Well, I don't even have a spot on my MFP bingo card for this one.
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  • dawlschic007
    dawlschic007 Posts: 636 Member
    A radio station I listen to was talking about this a few weeks ago. One person called up and said their sister had it done. Of course she lost some weight because she could hardly eat; however, the patch was really hard to clean and would turn nasty colors. I wouldn't be surprised if people who had this done ended up with infections from it. Disgusting.
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    What about kissing? Pretty sure that would be absolutely disgusting!
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
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  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    :huh:
  • JeffseekingV
    JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
    Hmmm, that would be cutting into my colonel angus time
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    As long as they are forcibly sterilized first so they can't breed, I am all for it. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Hmmm, that would be cutting into my colonel angus time

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  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    About this level of stupid

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