Cheesy/Clever/Tragic Pickup Lines

fairy2b
fairy2b Posts: 126 Member
edited November 18 in Chit-Chat
What's the worst/best/funniest/most tragic pickup line you've ever heard? I get such a kick out of these.

One of my top faves:

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi. I'm Nora." =)

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  • fairy2b
    fairy2b Posts: 126 Member
    :D
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    I post this quote a lot here because it fits with so many things:

    "Ask me about my wienerrrrrrrrrrrrrr" - Jonah Hill in Accepted
  • FitStrongHealthy
    FitStrongHealthy Posts: 220 Member
    I was walking back to my care after a run at the park a few months back and I got stopped by one of the landscapers (lawn care people) who said: "Girl you must be a tap dancer, cause you just stomped all over my heart."

    I just gave him a crazy look, said "ok, um, thanks" and dragged my growling dog in the direction of the car.... my dog barks at him every time he sees him now and he doesn't talk me any more either.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    edited May 2015
    this was just yesterday

    "id let you kick me in the balls have you ever kicked a guy in the balls?? I think your stunning beauty would dull the pain of it"
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  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
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  • justjack18
    justjack18 Posts: 720 Member
    On mfp:
    Have any nude pics? Lol
  • fairy2b
    fairy2b Posts: 126 Member
    Hornsby wrote: »
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    Hahahaha! THIS. IS. PERFECT.

  • jpaulie
    jpaulie Posts: 917 Member
    can I send you naked pictures of my cat?
  • tat2cookie
    tat2cookie Posts: 1,899 Member
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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,341 Member
    The worst I ever had directed at me was "Hey babe, how 'bout you wrap your legs around my head and I'll wear you like a feed-bag"
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,341 Member
    Yeah, I thought it was a thread killer too.
  • lookin4gains
    lookin4gains Posts: 1,761 Member
    So how bout we go back to my place for some chicken and sex?

    What's the matter? You don't like chicken?
  • horrorninjazombie
    horrorninjazombie Posts: 3 Member
    I got a text message that said "You are actually quite cute....."
    I didn't even reply to it. What even.
  • KrissyRawrz
    KrissyRawrz Posts: 342 Member
    Omg, these are hilarious! Lmao, I love them!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    "If I told you, you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited May 2015
    Here's CHEESY for ya! :tongue:

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  • JustAnotherCanadianGuy
    JustAnotherCanadianGuy Posts: 111 Member
    Hey, give me a minute.. I'm just on the phone with Apple. They've screwed up with iTunes because it doesn't show you as the hottest single right now!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    edited May 2015
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  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes...
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    Chicken and sex....that disturbingly awesome.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    When dancing with some guy at a club..."you know I'm not a dancer...I'm a lover" Um ok
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
  • megluvsvb
    megluvsvb Posts: 190 Member
    Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
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