As _______ as _______ !

HoolaHoopsMcGee

As sweet as candy

FatOldManMN

As nutty as a squirrel turd

tat2cookie

As drunk as a skunk

callmejessica

As hot as hell.

FabulousFantasticFifty

As tired as a worn Goodyear

fr3smyl

As happy as a lark

fr3smyl

As natural as a duck in water

FatOldManMN

As crazy as a loon

SubZeroDude

as sneaky as a snake

fr3smyl

As sly as a Fox

fr3smyl

As strong as an ox

fr3smyl

As dry as the Sahara

fr3smyl

As pretty as a picture

FatOldManMN

As dry as a popcorn fart.

fr3smyl

As pretty as a picture

MilicaX wrote: »

As stoned as a goat

Never heard that one. But then none of my goats have ever been stoned. We usually sell the nev-do-wells.

fr3smyl

FatOldManMN wrote: »

As dry as a popcorn fart.

fr3smyl

MilicaX wrote: »

fr3smyl wrote: »

As pretty as a picture

MilicaX wrote: »

As stoned as a goat

Never heard that one. But then none of my goats have ever been stoned. We usually sell the nev-do-wells.

Goats are awesome and naturally stoned, just look at how they play and climb and jump on things and stuff and the sound they make!

Then my chickens must be stoned too...hmmm...I need to check what's growing out there.

KittiePerry

As soft as silk

FatOldManMN

As cold as a witches...broom handle.

fr3smyl

FatOldManMN wrote: »

As cold as a witches...broom handle.