Vibrating weightloss machine

chelsmaee7
chelsmaee7 Posts: 115 Member
edited November 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
how are these machines supposed to work? I saw an old one from the 50s/60s at a thrift store today and looked them up when I got home and found out that they still make them! Have you ever tried one? I was tempted to buy it just because I wanted to try it just for fun and it was only $15

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  • misskarne
    misskarne Posts: 1,765 Member
    They were supposed to jiggle the fat right off.

    They were, and still are, a load of bunk.
  • Kst76
    Kst76 Posts: 935 Member
    Sounds naughty to me.
  • chelsmaee7
    chelsmaee7 Posts: 115 Member
    I thought that's what they were supposed to do. I was surprised to see that they still sell them new! They even make just a band that goes around you now without the giant machine. I still kind of want to buy it!
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    chelsmaee7 wrote: »
    how are these machines supposed to work? I saw an old one from the 50s/60s at a thrift store today and looked them up when I got home and found out that they still make them! Have you ever tried one? I was tempted to buy it just because I wanted to try it just for fun and it was only $15

    Just sit on on an unbalanced washer during the spin cycle. With a companion if you have one.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    I remember those; the lady I used to babysit for had one. Yes, it was supposed to jiggle (while I I giggled) the fat off. It's was silly to watch. I can tell you it did not work.

    A calorie deficit gets the fat off you, and exercise is a wonderful addition.
  • chelsmaee7
    chelsmaee7 Posts: 115 Member
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    chelsmaee7 wrote: »
    how are these machines supposed to work? I saw an old one from the 50s/60s at a thrift store today and looked them up when I got home and found out that they still make them! Have you ever tried one? I was tempted to buy it just because I wanted to try it just for fun and it was only $15

    Just sit on on an unbalanced washer during the spin cycle. With a companion if you have one.

    I'm feeling nervous about the direction that this post could go in lol but a washer doesn't look as cool as having a weird,giant machine thing! It would have come home with me if I had my blazer to put it in!!
  • chelsmaee7
    chelsmaee7 Posts: 115 Member
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    I remember those; the lady I used to babysit for had one. Yes, it was supposed to jiggle (while I I giggled) the fat off. It's was silly to watch. I can tell you it did not work.

    A calorie deficit gets the fat off you, and exercise is a wonderful addition.

    I definitely wouldn't except it to actually work lol but it would be an interesting thing to have!
  • TimothyFish
    TimothyFish Posts: 4,925 Member
    I'm sure people who use them do burn a few additional calories while they are using them, but probably not much more than what people burn using standup desks and sitting on exercise balls instead of desk chairs.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    heheheheheheh. you know, I always wondered if those shake weights were really for conditioning ur arms and hands for, ah, interpersonal activities.....
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Obbms.gif

    Oh boy....that looks FUN! :D
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    Obbms.gif

    She shouldn't need that.
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    two handed technique! XD BUWAHAHAH!
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    gothchiq wrote: »
    two handed technique! XD BUWAHAHAH!

    Standard imo
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  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    She's smiling - evidently it has the desired effect... >:)

    Well I should have said, two months using MFP would put her right at target and THEN she wouldn't need that thing.
  • chelsmaee7
    chelsmaee7 Posts: 115 Member
    This might be more entertaining than my alcohol post that turned into something about dancing
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    chelsmaee7 wrote: »
    This might be more entertaining than my alcohol post that turned into something about dancing

    Horizontal or vertical dancing?
  • chelsmaee7
    chelsmaee7 Posts: 115 Member
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    chelsmaee7 wrote: »
    This might be more entertaining than my alcohol post that turned into something about dancing

    Horizontal or vertical dancing?

    I can't recall but I'm not sure that I want to lol but the good news is that I found a zero calorie mix for my alcohol!!

  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    chelsmaee7 wrote: »
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    chelsmaee7 wrote: »
    This might be more entertaining than my alcohol post that turned into something about dancing

    Horizontal or vertical dancing?

    I can't recall but I'm not sure that I want to lol but the good news is that I found a zero calorie mix for my alcohol!!

    Air. That's what I use.
  • chelsmaee7
    chelsmaee7 Posts: 115 Member
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    chelsmaee7 wrote: »
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    chelsmaee7 wrote: »
    This might be more entertaining than my alcohol post that turned into something about dancing

    Horizontal or vertical dancing?

    I can't recall but I'm not sure that I want to lol but the good news is that I found a zero calorie mix for my alcohol!!

    Air. That's what I use.

    I'm from the drinking state but I still don't like alcohol mixed with only air lol sprite zero is my new best friend though!

  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    chelsmaee7 wrote: »
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    chelsmaee7 wrote: »
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    chelsmaee7 wrote: »
    This might be more entertaining than my alcohol post that turned into something about dancing

    Horizontal or vertical dancing?

    I can't recall but I'm not sure that I want to lol but the good news is that I found a zero calorie mix for my alcohol!!

    Air. That's what I use.

    I'm from the drinking state but I still don't like alcohol mixed with only air lol sprite zero is my new best friend though!

    Sissy
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    on the rocks. "rocks" = suitable mixer for me. :D
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    gothchiq wrote: »
    on the rocks. "rocks" = suitable mixer for me. :D

    How do you put the ice into the bottle?
  • barryplumber
    barryplumber Posts: 401 Member
    Like the vibrating bed....lol
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    Basically I feel like, if you buy really good quality booze, it will taste good as is. If it tastes gross with no mixer, try shelling out more for your booze. like say, Bushmill's, Jameson, Tullamore Dew for Irish whiskies, Kraken or Appleton rum, Stolichnaya or Luksusowa vodka, ummm.... let's see.... I'm forgetting one of my regular drinks. crap. what am I forgetting. dammit. Oh. For the gin, Bombay Sapphire.
  • chelsmaee7
    chelsmaee7 Posts: 115 Member
    I've tried many types and brands of alcohol but I've never found anything that I can enjoy on its own. I like alcohol but I guess I just don't like the actual taste of it, just the effects of it lol i usually drink spiced rum now but I was able to go from mixing it with coke or Mountain Dew to using sprite zero or mio/water. I also like brandy old fashions but I have no idea what is in them! And being from Wisconsin, I like all beer but luckily I've been able to mostly cut that out.

    But most of today's calories and the reason I went over for the first time in over 30 days was because of those terrible,wonderful bud light mixx tails (: but I am curious about this Appleton rum! I've never heard of it but I was born in a town named Appleton!!
  • chelsmaee7
    chelsmaee7 Posts: 115 Member
    Pu_239 wrote: »
    Those things been around for a long time, if they worked wouldn't everyone be using them???

    Just like magical diet pills and shakes! I didn't think they even sold them still though! Why not though when people will spend money for anything that they think will make them lose weight fast!?
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