Storytime! Keep it going using no more than three words!
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            stared back at0
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            Morphed into Batman0
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            but a lousy0
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            Morphitization turned him...
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            into a cockroach0
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            Who could skateboard...0
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            on a waffle0
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            That was blue
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            because of blood-clots0
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            he went directly0
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            To the fridge0
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            to retrieve thirty0
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            pieces of stringcheese0
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            To mold into...0
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            a device aimed0
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            at his head0
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            cocked and ready0
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            which was growing0
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            at an alarming0
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            rate because of0
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            rate of speed...0
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            of dreaded lag0
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            which causes much...0
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            inner turmoil so0
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            consequently his head0
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            immediately began to0
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            quadruple in size
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            has a boner0
 
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