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    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      @cmsienk, how was that for synchronicity?

      Won’t I gladly get up and enjoy a cup with you?
    • Posts: 19,833 Member
      May I hope for you that the coffee pot is not being descaled this morning?
      And now, aren't I off to do something less exciting that a walkabout? Do you think it might be cleaning house? 😑
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Am I too late to catch you for coffee??
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    • Posts: 13,791 Member
      Is a cup of black coffee allowed outside the 8-hr window? Or do you insist on having cream/sugar, which is why you had to wait?
    • Posts: 19,833 Member
      edited February 2022
      @nossmf, wouldn't black coffee be allowed, but I just don't like it without a little cream (the heavier the better)? Since I don't usually physically rely on coffee, wouldn't I rather wait and enjoy it?

      Wasn't my second cup today 1/2 coffee, 1/2 Fairlife salted caramel protein drink, which satisfied the desire for cream, but also has a little monk fruit sweetener in it? Do you know that, unlike Stevie Stevia, I don't mind the taste of monk fruit sweetener? Didn't I also get extra protein from that?
      Cat0703a wrote: »
      Am I too late to catch you for coffee??
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      I apologize for missing coffee with you, but wasn't I off cleaning my kitchen until it sparkled?
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Who is Stevie? Was he who made your kitchen a mess in the first place? 😆
    • Posts: 19,833 Member
      Cat0703a wrote: »
      Who is Stevie? Was he who made your kitchen a mess in the first place? 😆

      Aren't you hilarious? 😆 Do you see that I went back and fixed it? Do you hate missing a stupid autocorrect as much as I do? Isn't it silly that I actually caught the funnier one? Didn't it almost say monkey fruit instead of monk fruit?
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Goodness, can you even imagine the damage if Stevie and monkeys were in your kitchen?

      Speaking of sparkling clean kitchens, will you come clean mine too, please?
    • Posts: 19,833 Member
      edited February 2022
      Don't I have a limit of cleaning one kitchen per month? What does your calendar look like for March? No wait, won't I be out of town for work a lot in March? Can you wait until April?
    • Posts: 13,791 Member
      The standard payment for helping a friend move is pizza and beer, so would the payment for cleaning your kitchen be a free cup of coffee?
    • Posts: 19,833 Member
      edited February 2022
      Did you see, @nossmf, that I'm not available for kitchen cleaning until April? And wouldn't I be more likely to want a latte than just a regular cup of coffee?
    • Posts: 13,791 Member
      edited February 2022
      Can you trust @Cat0703a to be a reliable client in terms of timeliness and not asking for a partial refund?

    • Posts: 19,833 Member
      Haven't I known Cat long enough to think she is reliable and not prone to asking for refunds? However, was there even talk of payment?
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      edited February 2022
      Oh goodness, did you think I wasn’t going to pay you? Won’t I reward you with a delicious meal (take out because of sparkling kitchen) and gift cards for fancy latte drinks?

      Oops, shouldn’t I have also mentioned no snow and blue skies as further enticement? 😁
    • Posts: 19,833 Member
      edited February 2022
      Didn't you have me at fancy latte drinks? 😍 😋(Wasn't that edited for better emojis than my computer offers?)

      Isn't my least favourite house cleaning job next? 🛀
    • Posts: 13,791 Member
      Didn't my wife and I agree to split chores when first we got married? Aren't I responsible for all things kitchen (groceries, cooking, dishes, cleaning oven, etc) while she is responsible for all things bathroom (showers, sinks, commode)? Wasn't this division of labor HER idea, and something to which we still adhere almost 20 years later?
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Have you ever wanted to swap?
    • Posts: 13,857 Member
      cmsienk wrote: »
      Don't I have a limit of cleaning one kitchen per month? What does your calendar look like for March? No wait, won't I be out of town for work a lot in March? Can you wait until April?
      I don't know about anyone else, but a couple months won't be that much longer than it's already been, will it? But I kid, of course, don't I? 😂
    • Posts: 13,857 Member
      Cat0703a wrote: »
      Goodness, can you even imagine the damage if Stevie and monkeys were in your kitchen?

      Speaking of sparkling clean kitchens, will you come clean mine too, please?

      Wait, did something happen to Stevie's monkeys? 😯🤪
    • Posts: 13,791 Member
      Didn't you hear? When the cops caught them doing some monkey business, weren't they thrown in the slammer, also known as the Bronx zoo? Can't they be found there still?
    • Posts: 9,447 Member
      Would you have a monkey for a pet?
    • Posts: 19,833 Member
      Wouldn't I be concerned he'd make a mess in my kitchen?
    • Posts: 13,857 Member
      Don't I think monkeys and sparkling kitchens are probably a rare combination?
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Could one train a monkey to clean? 🤔 Should I test it out on my bathroom? Or should I perhaps just bribe Mrs Nosmmf instead?
    • Posts: 19,833 Member
      edited February 2022
      We know he is not a fan of coffee, but I wonder if she is? Do you think she could be bribed with fancy latte drinks?
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Or takeaway dinner? Or better yet no visitors camping in the living room? 😂
    • Posts: 19,833 Member
      edited February 2022
      Why didn't I think of that? Are you offering to put the visitor up in your living room? 😆
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Wouldn’t that be priceless? Well hey, if it gets me a sparkling clean bathroom, wouldn’t I be okay with that?!? 🤣
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      @cmsienk, if I am a believer in miracles and happy surprises, I am naïve? 😂
    • Posts: 19,833 Member
      edited February 2022
      Cat0703a wrote: »
      @cmsienk, if I am a believer in miracles and happy surprises, I am naïve? 😂
      Is this because you read my note to you somewhere else? 🤣

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